Lol yes

Me: -knocks- oh hai. -five year old voice- Would you like to buy some cookies?

Zero: I KNOW ITS YOU MUFFIN *opens door*

Me: no I'm a five year old. -body of a five year old and voice of a five year old- and who is muffin?

Ink: *Comes to door with zero* Drop the act muffin, what do you want?

Five year old me: would you like to buy some cookies?
Me: that's not me. I'm right here.

Ink: *looks at the young muffin* That is you, and thats you *points at older muffin*

Me: how rude. This is my sister -_-
My sister: oh hai. Wanna buy some cookies?

Ink: How many people have you brought?

The AUs: -already inside the house-
Me and my sister: no body. I'm just helping her with her fundraiser

Ink: Uh ok

The AUs: -just watching tv-

Rich guy: *walks up and hands muffins sister a million bucks and takes all the cookies*

Me: uh thanks!
Sister: THANK YOU MISTER!!!!

Rich guy: *hands 5million more* keep the change

Sister: THANK YOU MISTER!!!! 💵💸💰💰💵💸
Me: thanks!

Rich guy: *gives muffin and her sister a puppy*

Both: PUPPYYYYYY!!!!
My sist r: let's name is Fry!
Me: ight.
Fry: arfarf

Rich guy: *gives both a Lambo*

Us: -jumping up and down excitedly- thank you sir!!
Fry: -barking playfully-

Rich guy: *gives them a dancing muffin*

Me: ITZ MUFFIN TIME AND THE MUFFINS GONNA DANCE!!!!

Rich guy: *gives them all the copy's of asdfmovie*

Us: YEEEEEEEEEE!!!! WE LIK TRAINS!!!

Rich guy: *gives them the people who made asdfmovie number*

US: -jump up and don excitedly-
Fry: -happily howling-

Rich guy: *gives them [insert their favorite thing in the whole world here]*

[cats]
Me: CATS!!!!!!!!!!!! MEW MEWMEWMEWMEMWWMEWMEMMEWMEW
Sister: MEAMEWMEWMEWMEWMEME

Rich guy: *reveals that he is Chris Hemsworth"

Me and My sister: OMG!!!!! -jumping up and down excitedly-

Chris Hemsworth: *gives autograph*

Me and my sister: OMG!!!! WE GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH!!!! -jumped by up and down-

Chris Hemsworth: hey wanna be in one of my movies?

US: would we??? YE!!

Chris Hemsworth: ok. It's an upcoming marvel movie

Us: ok!!

Chris Hemsworth: you can play... Hold on let me ask the director

Us: ight

Director: how about... Spider man's daughters years later

Me and my sister: -playing with the cats and Fry while waiting-

Chris Hemsworth: the director said you could be Spiderman's daughters years later

US: YEEEEEE!!!!!

Alright and spider man is still being played by Tom holland

Us: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

*walks up* why is Thor here?

Us: no idea

(btw it's Bart when there is no name)
Chris Hemsworth: tom you excited for the next movie?
Tom holland: hell yeah!

Hmmm, what if I...
*Aims roof plasma cannon towards house*

Zero: dont

Okay *Powers down the cannon*