THIS IS TECH SUPPORT: WE DETECT VIRUS IN YOUR SYSTEM. SEND US 1000 DOLLARS IN GIFT CARDS AND WE FIX; COMMANDER, THE HUMAN SCAMMER CALLED YOU A "BENCHOD". WE HAVE TRACED THE CALL TO AN ADDRESS IN KOLKATA INDIA. HOW ABOUT WE PUT HIS WHOLE "WIPE OUT THE COLONIALS" THING ON HOLD AND GIVE THIS LOSER THE OLD "CYLON SURPRISE"...
