I JUST REALIZED THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOAT VERSION OF AMETHYST-

Galeem Kirby: DHARKON WE GOT YOUR CHILD HERE

Blaze: what the f**k

Kobe: ... (his mind: what.. child..? I feel like I’m about to die.. w-what the hell did he just do to me...)

Coco: are you okay!?

Lux: don’t worry monkey, Hex is just playing with his new toy.

Galeem Kirby: why is he f**king Dharkon’s child?

Blaze: you have 5 seconds to shut up

*and now he’s fully possessed.*

Hex (inside him): I.. I did it.. I TOOK OVER HIM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Lux: no one cares.

Galeem Kirby: HEX SCREWED A CHILD

*Galeem gets kicked into a portal*

Blaze: SHUT UP

Hex: I did not.

Lux: says the one who tried to f**k the ScreenSlaver’s body and almost did it with a murder child, only to be stopped.

H3llGo4t: *traumatic flashbacks to Hex laying on top of the ScreenSlaver while having a long- NO.*

*Blaze pulls Hex out of Kobe and eats him*

Blaze: alternate way to describe this event, hex isn’t the man behind the slaughter

*and he just passes out.*

Coco: is he dead!?

Bloo: no, he’s sleeping, how cute.

Coco: oh okay.

*he slaps Kobe-*

Coco: wake up!

Bloo: NO-

*Blaze turns purple*

Blaze: why am I purple?

Coco: wdym?

Bloo: thank god-

Mucky: are you William Afton as a dragon?-

Bloo: GO***AMN IT.

*Blaze eats Mucky*

Blaze: anyone else wanna be dumb

Bloo: N O P E -

Blaze: good

*and then someone starts to wake up.*

Kobe: ugh.. what happened other than the fact that I got slapped...?

Blaze: tell him Bloo

Bloo: uhm- Hex used you as a replacement body and then he got vored.. now Blaze is purple.

Turk: /000\ but-

Bloo: DON’T YOU DARE.

Kobe: ...???

Coco: OH NO! YOU MIGHT BE A NEW HOST!

Bloo: IT IS FINE COCO LMFAO-

Blaze: if someone says I’m the dragon behind the slaughter I swear I will-

Lol I saw this add and was like bruh what?

C h i c k e n.

Y E S

(Except it’s not.)