ME: *JUST HANGING OUT WITH MY GF AND HER DAD*; ME, WHO'S DECIDED THAT IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GF GOT A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS, BUT NEEDS PERMISSION FIRST: SIR, I WOULD LIKE TO ASK FOR YOUR DAUGHTER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE; MY GF'S DAD: WHY JUST HER HAND? WHY NOT THE REST OF HER? ME; MY GF; HER DAD