(There was an oopsie so I reposted it.) Dragons In California Kangaroos.

Ezlo: was he gonna fap to elder?

Capri Sun: uhhhh

Coco: oh so he’s a Simpson?

Albin: NO- GRR.. GAH, JUST RUN.

Coco: but Bloo is as heavy as a... idk.

Elder: I’m staying here so he can just kill me already.

Coco: he would more likely cuddle you than uh-

Elder: NO- GO***AMN IT BLOO.

Bloo: oops-

*Ezlo tries to Hug Bloo*

Bloo: *happy noises*

Elder: aha, proof that Bloo might actually be simping.

Bloo: WAIT NO DON’T SAY THAT OR BLAZE WILL KILL ME.

Ezlo: I’m not a simp, I hug cats

(So will bloo’s ring design be a part of a species?)

(Idk lol-)

*Ezlo tries to hug Elder*

(Lel)

*Ezlo tries to hug albin*

Elec:I heard this kind of power sometimes happens when really huge entities are nearby, likely a mini dynamax.
Slither: i haven’t ssssen the sshhapessss in a while..

Bloo: does this mean...

*Bloo sees a giant Sludger.*

Bloo: shit.

*all the streetlights suddenly shatter*
Elec:This is wild..*Looks into the sky* Part of that cloud..

*there was a dragon shaped sillouette inside the clouds, and then it flies higher, not to be seen*
Elec:This is weird..

Slither:R U PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO THE GIANT SSSSLUDGER?!

Bloo: what the hell?

*Albin was just panting due to the amount of pain he’s going through.*

Sludger: |= /

Elec:did you guys see that dragon?

Bloo: yes?

Coco: that was so cool!

Sludger: I was about to kill you guys but uh.. who tf was that.

Elek:A dragon that’s bigger than the empire state building.

Albin: rrr..

Bloo: well shi-

Coco: how do we get it back on!?

Elec:all we can do is wait.. My electricity is also disabled.
Slither:how doessss that even work

Sparky: even my powers are broken.

Turk: maybe.. since he does this when he sees something big then.. you know he sometimes goes on a rampage right?

Bloo: OH THAT’S WHY HE KEEPS HIDING IN A DAMN CAVE-

Turk: yeah... it’s probably because he thinks it’s an enemy no matter what, so basically this triggers him into attacking.

*and then there was roaring so Turk runs to the source of it.*

Turk: /000\ now now..! It’s fine..! Uh..

Bloo: THE F**K- WHAT-

(and don’t ask about the image it’s Bloo’s actual reaction to something that big.)

Elec:Yes.
(Was that drawn by nom the protogen? Also what is that app)

(Yes, it was a collab between Nom and Four_Animates, and the “app” is Whiteboard Fox, it’s actually a website.)

Bloo: that’s crazy..

Elec:The sheer size and power causes power outages wherever it flies. That’s why all the streetlamps are broken.

Slither:Giant faced f**k

Ezlo: can I hug one of you?

Turk: god..

*Blaze appears behind Albin*

Blaze: were you trying to hurt him?

Albin: ...

Coco: definitely no-

Ezlo: and helping Turk was a mistake

Turk: oof-

Ezlo: if Albin would have hit me you all would be screwed

Coco: oh wow- so you are a sentient being.

Turk: wait then how come he wasn’t afraid of Blaze.

Bloo: she smol floof.

*Blaze leaves*

Ezlo: uhhhhhh

Coco: erm.

Ezlo: *hugging bloo* le floof is reason

Bloo: erm- yeah.

Elec:Whatever the hell that thing is
*Points to tidal the strider*
Tidal: .•)

Ezlo: no

*Turk was being chased by Albin, who is a dragon now.*

Turk: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Kobe: oh hey it’s the dumbass-

Lux: NO KOBE NO-

*Ezlo grabs Turk and runs off*

Ezlo: you are safe now