SO YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BAG OF LIMES. ONCE YOU HAVE SAID LIMES, APPROACH WHOEVER MAY BE THE OBJECT OF YOUR AFFECTION. MAKE YOUR APPROACH OBVIOUS YET AWKWARD. WHEN WITHIN SPEAKING DISTANCE, BEGIN TO ADDRESS THE PERSON (THEY'LL PROBABLY LOOK WORRIED) THEN STUMBLE OVER YOURSELF AND PROCEED TO PURPOSELY SPILL YOUR BAG OF LIMES AT THEIR FEET. SPEND TIME FUMBLING AROUND SHEEPISHLY TRYING TO GET THEM ALL IN THE BAG. UNTIL, FINALLY, YOU HAVE WRANGLED THAT LAST LITTLE GREEN LIME BACK IN THE BAG. THEN, IN THE MOST HUMAN WAY POSSIBLE, LOOK AT THEM DEFEATEDLY AND SAY, 'I'M SO SORRY, I'M JUST NO GOOD WITH PICK UP LIMES, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?