Yes we know...shut up already

She might be a nice person, but why do I have an irresistible urge to to shove her face first into a wood chipper?

LOLZ laughed my face off... I could hear my dog snicker...

I can smell that hair from here.

Well of course she's vegan, she grows the stuff in the garden of her hair!

*cough *cough that vegan teacher *cough *cough