The Labs Reports Have Arrived
They Say
Fings ain't wot they used t'be
Once our beer was froffy,
but now its froffy coffee
No fings ain't
wot they used t'be
It used t'be fun
Dad and old Mum
paddling down Southend
But now it ain't done
Never mind chum, 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓽𝔂; 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓽𝔂; Grandma tries to shock us all
Doing knees up rock n' roll, Nope
Fings ain't wot they used t'be