How to be a 'medical expert'
to the irrational, hysterical,
covid-cowering criers:
1. Go to school for any training, regardless of how
tangentially related to the medical field.
Make sure to pile up student loan debt,
you will want to whine
about this later.
2. Get a job, say, oh...
'Overnight Overspray Remediation' at the
sperm bank, or similar.
3. On your lunch break, sneak into a lab-type
area, don PPE,
grab any techie-looking
device with pretty lights,
and take a horrid selfie.
4. Post the selfie with
some pseudoscientific
bullshit claim.
5. Wait for the Vodka
and Cymbalta to wear
off of your target audience,
and watch the
'cares & shares' skyrocket!
You're Welcome!
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