common core.

Math be like:

No, it’s soap because windows can turn on light switches at 2:00 PM while balancing urchins on their ankle.

To kill a mockingbird teacher: SCOUT YOU CAN READ?? GO UNLEARN HOW TO READ STUFF AND LET ME TEACH YOU THE COMMON CORE WAY

LOL

Common core is actually more along the lines of "2+2=5", but fair enough.

uhm no its 5=39874987494748+83979287439874