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Tubers39: *holding Ezlo* ATTACK THIS ENDERMAN

Ezlo: bruh

(Please read the prologue first)

*At eterna tower, the pokemon were also watching*

Dina:Who will we send?
Eterna:Dusk.
Dina:just him?
Eterna:Remember i can change size, so i’ll be going.

(I’m gonna assume your read the prologue)

Storm: alright, if you really want to.

Violet: I’m a genius. Also, once we’re done here, let’s destroy that one realm, what did they call it? The Meme Realm? Anyway, let’s ruin it.

Storm: I can’t tell if your joking or not.

Violet: I’m very serious.

Storm: that’s going to be easier said than done, remember, that’s Blaze’s territory.

Violet: I don’t think she can really do anything to us except go into elderitch form, even then, it’s still pretty weak against us.

Storm: ah yes, we are specially equipped to deal with beings like her, we almost killed that Necrozma that tried to stop us from entering this realm and we didn’t even take a scratch.

Violet: I’m too fast and too powerful for her

Storm: I have an Idea, what if we shove this core into Blaze’s elderich core and blow it up?

Violet: oooooh, that might work actually, but then she would respawn though.

Storm: true. then I guess we just “spawn camp” or just get another god to destroy the meme realm. I say we destroy the rest of the ark with this core then, but we can do that once we’ve hit Mixopolis.

Mecha: alright, as much as I hate Blaze, I don’t think we should let them try to kill her.

Electro: she does deserve some form of punishment for her many genocides though.

Mecha: true, but we still shouldn’t let them get away with this.

Violet: alright, first we kill every other being that even remotely looks like a dragon.

Storm: I think we can do that once we finish our plan though. Besides, it’s supposed to rip time and space apart.

Violet: that Lunala may kick our [redacted] for that though.

Storm: we’re stronger than her.

Violet: she and Nebula can stop time, I’m sure they can do many things to us before we even know it.

Storm: but before they even learn of this, we’ll be in control of the flow of time and space!

Mecha: the situation just gets worse every time they speak.

Electro: can we get them involved now?

Mecha: I saved the tape, let’s go.

*Violet notices the camera*

Violet: someone probably just heard us.

Storm: the camera? I noticed it too though I wasn’t sure if we should do anything.

Violet: YOU SHOULD HAVE DESTROYED IT YOU IDIOT!

*the camera stops working after storm shot it*

Electro: alrighty then...

Prologue:

Electro: hey CD, wait, I forgot you changed your name, sorry. Mecha, you wanna go somewhere?

Mecha: Not really, I’m having fun looking through all these cameras. I’m just trying to get information we can use.

Electro: alright.

*a little while later*

Mecha: hey, I found something...

*a screen folds out from part of his body*

Violet: ... attack on the tower could prove devastating though.

Storm: targeting that tower would give us too many enemies.

Violet: it will be fun, anyway they would make us their enemies as soon as they realize that the world will be in our control if it works.

Storm: it’s too risky, that attack could prove fatal.

Violet: if we just attach some explosives to this core and plant it inside, we’ll be all right.

Storm: still, it’s not worth attacking at the moment, I think we should continue with our original plan.

Violet: it will be too obvious if we attack New Donk City.

Storm: than what alternative do you have?

Prologue (continued):

Violet: we should either attack Norfair or Mixopolis.

Storm: I actually like the idea of an attack on Mixopolis.

Violet: should we send Ivy there to help us?

Storm: maybe, her use for us is running out anyways.

Violet: let’s figure out how to get this core working so we can use it’s dynamax cannon.

Storm: you can’t use a dynamax cannon without an Eternatus.

Violet: then let’s build one...

Electro: those are the [redacted] who took my core!

Mecha: wanna steal it back?

Electro: hell yeah!

Tubers39: I’ll toss Ezlo at them

Ezlo: I am not a super weapon

Tubers39: the fact Blaze comes to save you makes you one

StickCat: Ezlo is probably a worshipped figure.

Ezlo: ;-;

Tubers39: I’ll say that you hurt Ezlo

Ezlo: dont

StickCat: please no-

Spencer: say that StickEdge attacked Ezlo.

*Ezlo looks like he is gonna cry*

Tubers39: oh f**k, Blaze is gonna kill me

StickEdge: NOW LET’S PUT THE BLAME ON THIS GUY.

Tubers39: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO

*He runs of only to be caught by an off color Galeem*

Ezlo: hold the f**k up

Spencer: Uh...

???: *weird noises*

Ezlo: excuse me what the f**k

*Storm and violet begin talking again*

Storm: alright, if you really want to.

Violet: I’m a genius. Also, once we’re done here, let’s destroy that one realm, what did they call it? The Meme Realm? Anyway, let’s ruin it.

Storm: I can’t tell if your joking or not.

Violet: I’m very serious.

Storm: that’s going to be easier said than done, remember, that’s Blaze’s territory.

Violet: I don’t think she can really do anything to us except go into elderitch form, even then, it’s still pretty weak against us.

Storm: ah yes, we are specially equipped to deal with beings like her, we almost killed that Necrozma that tried to stop us from entering this realm and we didn’t even take a scratch.

Violet: I’m too fast and too powerful for her

Storm: I have an Idea, what if we shove this core into Blaze’s elderich core and blow it up?

Violet: oooooh, that might work actually, but then she would respawn though.

Storm: true. then I guess we just “spawn camp” or just get another god to destroy the meme realm. I say we destroy the rest of the ark with this core then, but we can do that once we’ve hit Mixopolis.

Mecha: alright, as much as I hate Blaze, I don’t think we should let them try to kill her.

Electro: she does deserve some form of punishment for her many genocides though.

Mecha: true, but we still shouldn’t let them get away with this.

Violet: alright, first we kill every other being that even remotely looks like a dragon.

Storm: I think we can do that once we finish our plan though. Besides, it’s supposed to rip time and space apart.

Violet: that Lunala may kick our [redacted] for that though.

Storm: we’re stronger than her.

Violet: she and Nebula can stop time, I’m sure they can do many things to us before we even know it.

Storm: but before they even learn of this, we’ll be in control of the flow of time and space!

Mecha: the situation just gets worse every time they speak.

Electro: can we get them involved now?

Mecha: I saved the tape, let’s go.

*Violet notices the camera*

Violet: someone probably just heard us.

Storm: the camera? I noticed it too though I wasn’t sure if we should do anything.

Violet: YOU SHOULD HAVE DESTROYED IT YOU IDIOT!

*the camera stops working after storm shot it*

Electro: alrighty then...

StickCat: what the he-

Mecha: I’m as confused as you are on what their trying to accomplish because their goal seems like it’s almost impossible to even reach.

Electro: they have high expectations for themselves.

StickCat: They’re probably hypocrites because they’re dragon hunters and... you know.

Mecha: we know.

Electro: anyone know someone that’s way more powerful than Blaze or Nebula?

*StickEdge just sends in some hooded sheep named “Seven”.*

StickCat: PFFFFT- REALLY??

YinYangMouse: AHAHAHAHAHAHA-

StickEdge: this is less powerful than Satan, even if it’s in it’s true form.

Seven: hewwo.

Storm: *laughing*

Violet: your about to watch us rip time and space apart!

*the jump to another realm and close the portal behind them*

Electro: BLAST IT!

*Mecha saw they dropped the core*

Mecha: so Electro, remember your core??

Electro: yeah, I see it.

*Mecha grabs the core so Electro can put it back*

*Electro’s core gets reinstalled*

Electro: CORE PLACED... DYNAMAX CANNON: ONLINE.... AUTO REPAIR SYSTEMS... ONLINE....

Electro: alright... *he begins to repair his stabilizer*

Mecha: there, all better.

*Mecha disconnects the charging cord*

*Nebula just sees the portal close.*

Nebula: ohohoho.. we can’t let that happen sweetie, or should I say.. we WON’T... eh, can’t do shit about it, lol.

StickEdge: YOU’RE SO F***ING STUPID.

Nebula: hell yeah I am, what’s your point?

Electro: I’m going to get used to having a core in me again.

Mecha: alright, I’ll see if I can track ‘em.

*they both leave*

StickCat: huh..

YinYang: oh and did you know a blue triangle man asked me for the collars I created?? I THINK I MIGHT BE A MILLIONAIRE ONCE I START SELLING THEM! :D

StickCat: F**K, THAT MAN PROBABLY NEEDED THOSE SO HE CAN CONTROL SOMEONE.

Mecha: I mean... if it works, it works.

*a Pink jet carrying a tank flies over head just as one of the buildings near them had been destroyed. The jet flips the tank and the tank fires at Electro, the shot wasn’t close but the explosion radius had knocked out one of Electro’s supports*

Electro: oh [redacted] them... one of my supports is gone... *he starts leaning towards the right side*

Mecha: it’s alright... we’ll fix it.

StickCat: bring Nebula here.

StickEdge: we can’t just bring a giant necrozma here!

StickCat: no you dumbo! I was talking about that space axolotl! He’s stupidly overpowered!

StickEdge: at least call him Nebble or something!

StickCat: oh! I see him! This might be our chance!

*and then Nebula the Axolotl just gives them the middle finger and teleports away.*

StickEdge: Welp, he’s a lazy piece of shit for a god.

Tubers39: I have off color Galeem friend [to ???] what is your name again?

???: Mirage

Tubers39: go kill these guys please *Shows picture of Storm and Violet*

Mirage: what will you pay me with?

Tubers39: olives

*Mirage leaves to find them*

Mecha: we probably should get Blaze or something.

Electro: how about someone more powerful than Blaze?

Tubers39: I am not authorized to get them for you

Ezlo: bruh

StickEdge: doubt.

Tubers39: I’m serious

Kimona: seriously screwed that is

*Tubers39 screams like a baby*

Mecha: Hilarious

Electro: Can I disconnected the cord now so I can strike ‘em down?

Mecha: not unless you want to die, you need a core.

Electro: alright...

Kimona: I’ll delete them instantly

*Mirage returns injured*

Mirage: never again

Tubers39: have the olives

*inside the other realm*

Storm: ready to send that weird thing that followed us into an infinite loop?

Violet: I love messing with people this way.

*The open a portal that’s right und Kimona, which leads through multiple different realms before leading back to just a over where Kimona is, Kimona falls through it*

Violet: lmao.

Storm: I want to play the coffin dance meme right now but it’s dead so no...

*they disappear into the abyss of their realm*

(Kimona floats by the way)

*Kimona follows them in there because she became invisible and undetectable*

(I forgot about that, I’m being super retarded)

*Storm and Violet are long gone and had already launched their attack on Mixopolis*

*it does absolutely nothing to them besides turn them back into their normal forms for exactly 0.523 seconds*

*Violet’s voice echoes from somewhere in their realm*

Violet: out of all of the things you could have done, that’s what you chose to do? Merely stop us for half a second?

*Storm’s echo comes in*

Storm: you can’t take away our abilities, many have tried before you and have done it a similar way.

Violet: there are very few things that can really kill us anyway, Blaze if we weren’t so fast, Nebula if we couldn’t go the speed of light before she stopped time, and you if we were still near you.

Storm: the only viable weapon you can really use that far is that Eternatus’s powerful dynamax cannon that injures even the strongest gods.

Violet: I’ve decided to give you some help pinpointing our location, watch out for the god killing laser bolt by the way. I have pinpointed your exact location, you have about 3 minutes till it gets to you. See you later if you live.

*they both jump realms and close the portal behind them*

(You can’t kill Kimona, if you try I will snap your neck metaphorically)

Kimona: I wasn’t trying

(Also when she does that it works)

Violet: I’m detecting another life form following us.

Storm: I don’t see anyone.

Violet: it’s probably one of their gods, are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Storm: do it.

*they Jet randomly disappears after it jumps to light speed*

Kimona: might as well disable the powers they have

*she does that*

Storm: have fun...

Violet: your about to watch us rip time and space apart!

*the jump to another realm and close the portal behind them*

Electro: BLAST IT!

*Mecha saw they dropped the core*

Mecha: so Electro, remember your core??

Electro: yeah, I see it.

*Mecha grabs the core so Electro can put it back*

*Electro’s core gets reinstalled*

Electro: CORE PLACED... DYNAMAX CANNON: ONLINE.... AUTO REPAIR SYSTEMS... ONLINE....

Electro: alright... *he begins to repair his stabilizer*

Mecha: there, all better.

*Mecha disconnects the charging cord*

Kimona: they will feel more pain than what Galeem Kirby has felt

*Kimona goes into a portal*

Ezlo: should we follow them

Mirage: I heard they were going to the meme realm

*a Pink jet carrying a tank flies over head just as one of the buildings near them had been destroyed. The jet flips the tank and the tank fires at Electro, the shot wasn’t close but the explosion radius had knocked out one of Electro’s supports*

Electro: oh [redacted] them... one of my supports is gone... *he starts leaning towards the right side*

Mecha: it’s alright... we’ll fix it.

Mirage: bitch

Kimona: deleting time

Tubers39: we have the creator of my Multiverse here now so hA

Susie: There you are!

Kirby: Poyo >:(

(It doesn’t take place inside, it takes place a couple streets away where Mecha and Electro are)