Happy Star Congratulations

I'm not signing that!

Thank you!

I hope all is well with you

I'm doing relatively okay. How about you?

Not too bad. Thanks for asking

You're welcome! ;D

I dint sign that!

Then go ahead and sign it!

No

Why not? It's true!

Don’t make me go find a gun and shoot myself

Nooooooo!

*about to go find one*

Good. Now if you hurt yourself again, I'll make you promise!

Clam down

XDDDDDDDD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST TYPO EVER!!! "Clam down" INSTEAD OF CALM DOWN!!!

Fuq

*calls an ambulance*

*still dying*

*ambulance arrives*

*dying*

No! You're a great friend! If you weren't, I would feel bad that you died, but I wouldn't be this upset!!!

*tiny akward smile*

*tenderly hugs you*

*tiny hug*

I didn't mean to make fun of you, I'm sorry. I just meant that I had to do a double take on that.

It’s fine

It was stupid of me to do that. What the heck was I thinking?!

I said it’s fine!

Don't scare me like that!

Sorry...

It will be okay now. No more shooting yourself, though!

For now

*EMT's fix your damage on your head*

*asleep*

*strokes your arm* You'll be okay. Don't ever do that again. *realizes I'm talking to no one*

*asleep*

Forever.

No

Yes!

No

*cries* I almost lost someone... my friend...

*starts to wake up*

*grabs your hand* Are you okay?!

I guess

Please don't do that again! I can't handle more sorrow!

*awkward look*

What's with the awkwardness?

*looks away because of wound*

YES!!!

No promises

Promise me. Please.

I can’t do that

No, please don't!!!

*grabs gun* No!

(You know I’m not actually gonna do anything irl right?)

I don't want to touch it, but how is your head feeling?

Like I just shot myself in it

*makes a face* Oof. I'm sorry. Why would you do that? I can't take any more hits! (Literally and technically!)

Because why not?

Why not?

Because...I just cant

D:

But I won’t for a while

Because you could have died!!!

I know that

And I don't need another thing to worry about!

*looks at you* Well if I was dead then you wouldn’t have to worry about me!

Ik, but still!

*about to pull both triggers*

*grabs both guns* HOW MANY GUNS DO YOU HAVE?!

A while isn't long enough.

It is for me

:(

Okay jeez

If you were dead, then I would blame it on myself. I would want you to be here. I would never forgive myself.

I’m a horrible memer and friend so...

No, you aren't! You're a great friend, and your memes always make me smile!

I’m a horrible friend because I almost killed myself

I know, but I feel bad! I'm trying not to hurt anyone's feelings, but i already did that with my daughter, @Crate_of_Memes.

*sighs*

Sorry, I'm not helping, am I?

It’s fine

*grabs all of the guns in sight*

*grabs another and pulls trigger*

Nooooooooo!

*dying*

TAKE HER TO THE IMGFLIP ER