End me.

Doki doki luno club

Doki Doki Lewd Luno Club.

Yes

NO

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Imagine we make a ddlc mod and someone faps to luno

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Luno:Simp, i have no genitals

Reddy: then how come your brother does?

Luno: Becuase he’s a simp

Blaze: simp, I’m gender less and don’t have any stuff needed for going to the bathroom

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Luno:I’m also technically genderless

Elder: I’m also genderless and I have no genitals.

Lux: I’m not a virgin.

Elder: YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU C**T.

Streak:Pirates are virgins

Luno:I saw you banging pentalime yesterday

Coco: Albin had to let a guy named Nom do the same thing Streak did to him so Bloo won’t get... you know.

Bloo: please stop mentioning that.

Luno:So nom basically rapped albin. Wtf

Coco: he was probably... if you see the horn of a rhino then you know what I mean.

*Albin awkwardly gives a thumbs up because he doesn’t really have regrets about it.*

Streak:Spiky?
Luno:You are a living bruh moment

Coco: y-yes? ;w;

Turk: where the hell is that Ice Cube.

Pertra:I poisoned him
Luno:WTF

Lux: oh... what!?

Turk: check the bathroom, he’s probably throwing up.

Lux: okay lol.

*he just goes into the bathroom only to find Sparky in the shower... “fiddling the diddling”.*

Sparky: AH!-

Lux: /0\ ahem.. *he turns around* excuse me for a second.

*he shuts the door and goes inside, only to open it again.*

Lux: I’m kidding lol.

Turk: D-DID YOU JUST PUT HIM IN HEAT!?

Luno:*f word 10 times*
Simp:I’m gonna drown myself

Luno:Nobody cares
Streak: .-.

Nekogon: *pokes Streak* are YOU a virgin?

Reddy: is Luno a-

Lux: n o .

Reddy: is MALE Luno a virgin?

Cobalt: DON’T YOU F**KING DARE.

Blaze: imagine what Galeem Kirby would do if he had a-

Kimona: don’t

Simp:CRAP

luno:Ha

Simp: why you bully me

Kimona: bitch you should fap to yourself because you are so full of yourself, wait you can’t because you are so ugly

*Blaze is loading a tranquilizer gun*

Coco: remember the name “Looney”?

Lux: .....

Streak:I am no simp
Luno:Why is his name back to normal?

Blaze: change it back or I shoot him

Kimona: shoot simp first

Galeem Kirby: I changed my name lol

Streak:*pulls out elegon gun(Elec’s upgraded oxygen gun)*

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙥

Blaze: shoot him

Galeem Kirby: I would also fap to Kimona

*Kimona deletes him*

Kimona: that little shit

*simp shoots blaze*
Luno:HA

*Blaze survived it and uses the tranquilizer gun on him*

Blaze: hA

Turk: SPARKY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Sparky: uhm... [Q///Q] it’s not what you think...

Reddy: oh, and Turk is also a ladies’ man OwO.

Turk: NO-

*Simp returns*

Simp: imma start fapping

Blaze: delete him

Kimona: *F word 20 times*

Luno:Wtf is happening

Blaze: who else will fap to me? SHOW YOURSELF

Kimona: oh no

Reddy: you’ll have a brother in law later.

Luno:I bet sparky will
Pertra:i’d fiddle my diddle to dia
Luno:SHUT

Blaze: would any of you do that

Kimona: tf is this shit happening

Bloo: what’s this? Pertra simps over Dia??

Turk: Reddy might be jealous.

Reddy: BULLSHIT!

Turk: DON’T LIE. LYING BAD.

Pertra:stack donuts on it

Blaze: he would fap after seeing me

Kimona: Wtf

(I always forget blaze is a dutch angel dragon and not a pigmy dragon)
Streak:what a simp
Luno:says the hexagon that faps to pentalime

(Same)

Blaze: simp should be streak’s new name

Kimona: also for Galeem Kirby

You can end me for this, I can trade you my G-Max Gengar and my Lvl 100 Sandaconda as my punishment.

I'll trade you mine bc I max souped my shinys

Wh-

For the guy club, there could be
Cryptic-Monika
Pertra-natsuki
Lux-Yuri
Wait..sunstorm has no male shape ocs

Galaxycube and solar are males

Ok..galaxycube for sayori

That fits him now-

Yeah

Chirp and soup are males too

Y e s .

I can’t wait to see Lux stabbing himself.

Luno would actually shoot herself

Hmm-

Let’s make a ddlc mod with the shapes

Doki Doki Shape Club with luno (sayori) and Grenda (monika)

Then akira(natsuki) and cryo(Sayori)

I mean yuri for cryo

Yes

We need a yaoi version of it as well.

(Actually I meant guy version where you are a girl but being a guy is ALSO okay lol.)

Actually luno should be monika because luno is a psychopath

Who’s the main character then?

Us

Hmm...You could choose from any of the square ocs..Like...Bloxky, sparky, ect

Well I want grenda to be monika because monika is one of my waifus

Grenda isn’t a psychopath

Plus sayori is the opposite personality of luno

Maybe...
Cryo-sayori
Luno-Yuri
Grenda-monika
Akira-natsuki

Sparky is gay so...

I guess Petra?

Well yeah I guess that makes sense and I guess anti sayori is one of my waifuy

F**king kill bloo club

Bloo’s Basics in Suicide and Regrets.

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Is it possible to make a DDLC mod like that?

Corv could do it

Luno:hey my name is normal here
Bloxky:
P**is:I’M DONE

*dick falls off*