Distracted Boyfriend

hi

Hello!!! How are you?

i is bored

Same.

my mom just got out her old saxophone. i think i might try and learn it. what do you think?

Wow! My friends play the saxophone! I think that you'll enjoy it! (Idk, because I don't play it, but based on what my friends say, it sounds fun!)

fair. they have a homeschool band (as you probably know i'm homeschooled) so i might try it out. btw i love yeet too. school is probably gonna start tomorrow for me

Oh, you're homeschooled? Cool! And yes, yeet is the absolute best word ever!

yesterday i yeeted myself on my bed while i was video chatting my friends.

Lol *yeets self*

Mom?

Yes?!

I WAS offline for a little.

XD

You say.....

What?

that the price of my love is not a price that your willing to pay........

You cry in your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by. Why so sad? Remember we made an arrangement when you went away. Now you're making me mad. Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man....

You'll be back, soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back, time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

DA DA DA DAT DA DA DA DA DA DAYA DA DA DA DA DA DAYA DA, DA DA DA DA DA DAT DA DA DA DAYA DA DA DA DA DA DA
You say our love is draining and you can't go oooooooon. You'll be the one complaining when I am goooooooooone.

And no, don't change the subject
'Cause you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever,............

And ever and ever and eveeer. You'll be back, like before. I will fight the fight and win the war. For your love, for your praise. And I'll love ya 'till my dying days...

Yes

YEET!!!

Yeet

Yeetus to the fetus

Ye

YeEt YeEt YeEt

I’m so bored

meeeeeeeeeee 2

XD
I’m not cute so don’t say it

Gray is SO MUCH cuter

meh ur cuter

No

Ye cuter than me!

nah ur cuter

Erza is cuter

No

Same.

Ye...
And Crate keeps calling me cute

Do you have a current ship? Because she's looking for one rn...

No but I’m ace

Oh. :/

Yeah

*tries to escape*

Plz

*tries harder*

Plz?

I broke my daughter's heart, so now I'm trying to reship her.

Oh

Ye. Imgflip family is tough!!!

Tell me about it

*looks for a window*

No

Dang it! Anything... ANTHING... that will end the suffering...

Please stop

*looks for anything else that I can use to hurt myself*

No!

*wrestles you for the pencil*

*keeps it away*

*gasps for breath* Fine. I won't... for a little while...

Thank you

You're welcome.

*happiness*

Yep. :(

:(

Yep. *dies*

*revives*

*virtual hugs again* Thank you.

Ye

:)

:3

*mixed feelings*

I don’t want you to die

...

I really don’t

............

What?

Nothing...

Okay...

8)

XD

•°•

@-@

:l

:3

:'(

:l

O.O

O-O

0~0

$-$

*dies*

*revives*

Noooooo! Let me die!

No

I lost 4 followers in one day! *cries again*

*virtual hug*

In less than 5 minutes, I went from having 102 followers to 98 followers, and idk what I did!!! D':

You still have more than I do!

*cries* The depression... it's worse...

*virtual hug*

*cries harder*

I’m sorry

*continues dying*

A fuq *revives*

*tries to die again*

NUUU
*revives*

I found out who was unfollowing me...

Want me to do something to them?

Well, it's complicated. Just look at the other images I'm commenting on in my profile...

Ok

Lol ikr?!

XD

Too crazy, too hectic, and yet I'm in a great ship now... unfortunately, that's the same ship that broke my daughter's heart... :(

Wow

Ik I should be grateful, but it hurts when I'm not in the best mood to start out with...

Sorry

No, I meant that the follower thing is really affecting me... and idk why! *looks for something sharp again*

Stop

*tries to die* I... just... need... something... sharp...

NO

YES!

:’(
Plz no

Why?!

*looks for anything to kill myself*

Stop!

*looks desperately for anything*

Stop

Nothing is your fault! *sniffs* I just can't do anything right!

I can’t either

*tries really hard to stop crying*

*virtual hug*

*tries to find where you hid the pencil*

You won’t find it!

*cries hard*

Sorry but I’m not gonna let you kill yourself

Ye. Long story short, her ship and I had irl crushes on each other, and we broke up with our current ships yesterday to be with each other...

...

Yeah. And now idk what to do! I'm trying to do the right thing, but it's pretty impossible rn!

Hmm

*finds pencil* It's as good as I can get...

*takes it*

Nooo! *grabs for it*

No!

*virtual hugs back*

UwU

*tries to smile*

*smol smile*