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How dare you curse my wanted waifu?

Okie. O_O

Now it looks like it’s just staring at the comment-

I knowwwwww.

*not wanted, just waifu

This isn't a doki doki literature club game-

Tank u! :3

Aww, No problem!

I'm very proud of the Pinlo cat on the cover. ( my species)

Aww! So sweet!

Thanks.

You're welcome.

:)

*presses my belly button*

-DATING SIM-
-play-
-Menu-
-settings-
-quit-

Me rn:

*presses play*

-it's autmn. The leaves are drifting elegantly on the sidewalk you are walking on. You hear a girls voice-
???: Hey!
-you turn. A bright eyed girl is running your way-
???: You were supposed to wait for me!
-oh, it's just [enter name here]-

*continues game*

-you must enter a name to continue -

*enters Isabella in indicated area*

- oh, it's just isabella-
Isabella: *panting* well?
You: oh, I just left self consciously.
Isabella: did you now?
You: Hey! you have to believe me!
Isabella: I do, I'm just angry.
-sigh. It's always like this with her-
-do you;
A- Keep walking, leaving her to catch her breath.-
B- wait for her and continue taliking.-

*presses B*

-you waited for her. Isabella will remember that-
Isabella: So today's the day we choose our clubs.
You: Yep.
Isabella: which club do you think you'll join?
You: I'm joining the [_______] Club.
-type in a club-

*types gaming*

You: I'm gonna join the GAMING club
Isabella: sounds like a great club.
You: hey!
Isabella: Well I'm sorry I don't like GAMING.

*continues*

Isabella: Well any way I'm joining the literature club.
You: don't let Monika delete you!
Isabella: Oh, ha ha!
You: your breath sure seems like it cought up.
Isabella: Oh! Right!
-she starts jogging towards the school that's in sight -
A- jog and catch up-not
B- Walk on your own-

*whoops not
"Catch up-not, just catch up-

*presses B*

-you start walking at a steady pace-

*continues*

-you reach your school -
Isabella: took you long enough, [enter name here]!

*enters Kat*

Isabella: Took you long enough, Kat!
You: we'll I didn't have to deal with you so I see this as an absolute win!
Isabella: hey!
You: *laughs* let's go to class.

Please do exit while the Symbol is showing.

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*waits*

-Warning-
The following content is very stupid and cringey

Do you wish to Proceed, Kat?
-yes- -no-

*presses yes*

-heh, you have been warned -
Isabella: So the GAMING club, does it have any girls?
You: Probably.
Isabella: interesting.
You: Don't be jealous, Isabella.
Isabella: Well who said I was?
- She always acts like this when's upset. Denying, Denying, Denying.

*continues*

You: I have to go, bye.
Isabella: w-wait..
You: eh?

*continues*

Bella: don't let gaming get in the way of our friendship.
You: it never has-
Bella: Just don't!
A - We'll see.
B- I would never.

*presses B*

You: never in a million years, Isabella.
Bella: Good. Okay. Run along! Go!

*continues*

-you walk to the GAMING club. 3 Girls are sitting at a table. 1 boy is Sitting at another.
Who do you sit by?-
A- Girls-
B- Boy-

*presses A*

-the girls are giggling-
You: uh, hi?
Girl 1: Hi!
You: So you girls like gaming, huh?
Girl 3: Well duh!
Girl 2: Haha, I'm just here because my bestie Madison Runs this place.
Girl 1: that would be me.
A- YOU run the club?
B- That's really kind of you, to support your friend!

*presses B*

-you Were kind to the girls. They'll remember that-
Girl 2: Thank you, mister!
Madi: So why are you here in the GAMING club?
You: Well I was the posters you put up, they looked really cool.
Madi: good, good! Kindle drew them. *she points to girl 3*
Kindle: ahuh.
A- I think her drawings attacking nicer than her attitude-
B- magnificent talent!

*are nicer than her attitude

*chooses B*

as You: I think you have a gift, Kindle.
-you flattered kindle. She will remember that-
Kindle: *reddens and looks away*
Madi: she's shy.
Girl 2: I'm Ande!
You: nice night to meet you.
A- So who is the boy over there?
B- you all week nice. Can't wait to See you later!

*presses B*

Error. your game has crashed.

Wot?

*really ugh sorry. QwQ

Error. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*the screen goes to the main menu of your console, the Dating sim nowhere to be seen.

uhhhhh... What the f**K happened?

* the screen is still on the menu*

*flips through my apps*

*nowhere to be seen*

*presses Event Horizon Frontier to see what will happen*

*the app opens and functions well*

* opens the portal to the black market where I get my child slaves*

*there's a SICK deal on Some big ones!*

Still works... *fails to find it*
HEY COMPUTER! YOU BETTER LET ME GET BACK TO MY DATING SIM BEFORE I WIPE YOUR MAIN DATA BANKS AND REPROGRAM YOU WITH A LARGE AXE! (The equivalent of going up to a human and saying blood, blood, blood, blood, blood...)

The computer: *shakes but nothing new happens*

Huh? What's going on...

Computer: *a text to chat screen apears* Virus 665

665?

TTS( text to speach) VIRUS 665. AN UNKOWN USER-CAUSED VIRUS THAT EFFECTS THE "DOKI DOKI DATING SIM" ONCE IT TERMINATES THE GAME, IT DESRTOYS ITSELF AND LEAVES THE USER BE. IT DOES NOT EFFECT THE USER IN ANY WAY.

... time to get that large axe

*silence*
TTS: I have nothing of day to you. Th here is no problems, I don't know what you want.

I want mY DATING SIM BACK!!

TTS: AND I WANT A NEW MONITOR, WE CAN'T ALL HAVE WHAT WE WANT.

Me: *anger*
Insane me:

Btw I'm not actually mean I won a dare contest I was dared to be a hypocrite

Yes

I even ate cat food

I also "came out of the closet" to my grandma

TTS: you wish to continue your game, you can't.

Me: *gets a control panel with a bunch of buttons, one labeled Anti Pinlo System* you leave me no choice, TTS... *hits button labeled Computer Breakage System* *nothing happens*

TTS: why are you like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Me: there... *gets up and trips over something* ACK!! *control panel flies out of my hands*
*button labeled Anti Pinlo System is hit as the control panel hits the floor*
Me: Oh no...

*Eerie Silence*

At Sunny's house:
*sunny is eating city her moms*
Sunny: this macaroni is - *she gags*
Harley: is it bad?
Sunny: no! It's fantastic.
*she gave more violently*
Sunny: wh-what in the world?

Me: NO NO NO! *tries to deactivate it* *fails*

Sunny: *doubles over*
Unbearable pain washes over Sunny like a tidal wave. she helps in agony and falls out of her chair
Sunnye: a-ah! *her breathing quickens*
Harley: Sunny! *she stands up and runs to Sunny's side.
Sunny: wha-what's wrong with me?
Sadie: *gives her a blue potion*
Nothing happens and Sunny continues writhing on the floor, clenching her stomach*

Me: *teleports to Sunny's house* STAND BACK! *injects her with the only thing that can reverse the effects of the poison APS synthesized and put into Sunny's macaroni*

Sunny: *starts crying* Help me!
*Allie, Ande, London, Don, Jax, Lillian, and Moxy all teleport to Sunny's house*
Allie: Sunny! *she tries to get to sunny but falls into Don's arms. He falls down.*
Jax: What the f**k is going on....!?
Ande: *tries to grab London*
Jax: *punches him in the mouth*
Lillian: This is no time to be fightin- *she faints*

Me: Its... *tears well up as I remember the coding error that gave birth to the Anti Pinlo System* ITS ALL MY FAULT!! *collapses onto the ground and starts crying*

*with

*gags

Sadie: YOU did this!? you poisoned my doughter, her friends, AND BY THE LOOKS OF IT, 85% OF THE F**KING POPULATION!?
Harley: Sadie....
Sadie: YOU GOD-DAMN MONSTER!
Harley: Sadie!
Sadie: you- *she Runs her hands through her hair and collapses next to Sunny* my beautiful baby girl....

Me: I KNOW! I DIDNT MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DEFENCE UNIT! *begins hyperventilating* I killed 85% of the population... it's all my fault. I need... *faints*

Harley: You idiot! They were the only person with an antidote!
*she starts feeding sunny the macaroni* how are we going to get more?
Sadie: ME?
Allie: *crying* Sunny! Sunny no no no no!
*sunny stoped moving* SUNNY!
Harley: Sunny! *she shakes her* Sunny!
Sadie: get her to the hospital!

Me: *in my brain* I killed one of my best friends... and 85% of the population. Sadie is right. I am a monster...

London: there's still time! *she thinks for a second* if we hurry we can save 70 percent of the population. You. Get. UP. *she hoists you up*
*everyone looks and sees that London is completely fine*
Allie: An antibody!
London: exactely. Hook me up to an IV system, and we can still save most of the Pinlos of lichen junction. I'll be fine, trust me. *she seems confident in herself*
Ande: but what if your not-
London: then I'll finally be free of you, you self centered stalker.

Me: *is still unconscious*

London: harley, hold them.* She hands you softly to Harley*
*Takes a deep breath. She rests her hand in Sunny's and Squeezes it.*
come on, girl. One more time.
Sunny: *stirrs and mutters* I... Can't
London: yes you can .
Sunny: *chuckles but immediately winces in pain* god, your such a bitch.
*she closes her eyes again and the entire group starts to float. they're immediately teleported to the hospital* *thousands of people are in the hallways. Crying mothers, Screaming children*

Me: *in my head* Reactor did this...
Me: *wakes up* I need to go outside... *looks at shaking hand, which is covered in a strange metal*

Harley: your awake! oh, you need to go outside? *she drops you onto the floor* go on. Me and Sadie need to be with our daughter.have
*by now all of the Pinlos in the group were nearly dead, but Sunny was keeping them alive*
*the group floats down the halls and reach a group of doctors*
London: *solutes you and turns to the doctors, explaining the plan*

Me: *goes outside* stay... positive... *begins turning into a giant drone* OH FORGET IT! *fully transforms and takes off to where reactor is* ETA 20 minutes...

*the entire group get their IV fluids and Are fine. All but Sunny...
sunny is lying in a bed. She is breathing slowly and her eyes are bleak.
Allie is crying in Ron's shoulder, Moxy is Looking out the window, and Lillian is speaking softly to Sunny. And is staring at Sunny. Jax is with London.*
Lillian: stay strong, soldier. *she strokes Sunny's cheek as a tear runs down hers* Stay strong.

*Don Ande

Me: *arrives* Reactor...
Reactor: I see you have come to stop me?
Me: Yes... *transforms into a giant laser gun*
Reactor: What? NOOOOOO! *blows up violently, causing a huge bright flash in space*
Me: and this time... I wont fail... *teleports back*

(Well that sorted itself out)
Sunny: Lily...
Lillian: yes?
Sunny: *she hugs Lillian and breaths very heavily and slowly* Tell Gimari I love her...
Lillian: No! you are not dying! You aren't- you aren't leaving me! Not now!
Sunny: I love you guys...
Lillian: N-NO!
Sunny: I saved Lichen junction...
Lillian: Sunny!
Sunny: give me a bit statue...
Lillian: Sunny no!
Sunny: *breath slows*
Lillian: Not now not now not now!
Allie: *she realizes what Sunny is doing* No!

Me: What's happening? *realizes what Sunny is doing* SUNNY! NO!!!

Sunny: Let Gimari remember me as a hero...
Lillian: I-I Sunny!
Sunny: *looks Lily deep in the eyes*
Lillian: Sunny...
Sunny: *whisperes*
Lily: what? *she leans in*

Me: Please don't... *whispers* I'm sorry...

Hola

BART WHAT DID I SAY!?

Nothing extra just a hi!

Well stop.

Ok just saying hi I'll leave

Yeah. do that.

Ok sorry

It doesn't matter. Just go.

Sunny: Leave. I'll be okay.
London: But you're hurt-
Sunny: I'll be okay....
*she smiles, and London can tell she isn't lying.
(I did a whole other thing about it. It's right here
https://imgflip.com/i/497szr)

(I know. I'm hiding...)

(okie)

Get
The
Actual
F**k
Out.

What?

Wtf do you mean, what? EVERY CONVERSATION THESE DAYS HAS YOU INTERUPTING SAYING SOMETHING STUPID LIKE "hola I'm a hypocrite" DO YOU KNOW HOW DAMNED ANNOYING IT IS? STOP COMMENTING ON MY IMAGES!

Holy shit I'm just saying hi Jesus Christ

Well it's f**king annoying and I want you to stop.

Ok damnn

That would be a decent game too like I would buy it

It is actually pretty fun to play, some people tested it out and Liked it. I mean, they were really upset when I stopped their games because I was tired of copying and pasting a gazillion times.

I didn't know it was ur image

HOW did you not recognize my artstyle? Like I literally don't understand.

I didn't know that it was YOUR art style I don't recognize that style of art

Ok. I guess I can let it slide this once.

Lol ok but I would probably buy it

I would too.

And If I didn't like it I would just give it to my crush

Yep.

But I don't think that would happen cuz it looks fub

Fun*

Well thx

Yeah np

Lol our conversations are g just so much weird.

Yes

I don't recognize peoples art styles I just know it's an art style I'm not big into art

I'm into a lot of the arts. Music, Art, all that jazz.

I like comedy like I want to be a comedian I literally have performed acts for my family before

Get a stable job and do that on the side. If it takes off, it takes off. If it doesn't, you still have a job. Sorry for my input, but I think that is a good way to take a hit at it.

I mean if I do make it on comedy I can do my real dream: streamer

that is way easier than becoming a comidian. I suggest you focus on that we the side hobby.

Allllllrighty then

The art form I'm into is musical and that's more rap

I personally adore layered music.

I have no idea what that is but ok

Lol layered music is music like "legends never die" or "H.A.Y" that have a lot going on at one time. I like chillstep toom

Oh ok

Yup.

*too

And comedy