Apparentely everyone is finding eggs

It’s literally Easter lol

More like free food for that one bitchy dragon

Lol yeah what bout frigid tho lol? No jk she’s not in switch wars

What do you mean by "it's literally easter"? Is that supposed to be a metaphor, or are you actually saying it's easter? I need context.

It’s Easter because everyone’s finding eggs lol

Blaze: give me the egg

Riverbi: Why?

Blaze: I said give me the egg or you will end up like it

Riverbi: So you're saying you want to take the egg and eat it.

Blaze: if you don’t give me it I’ll eat you as well

Riverbi: *grabs the egg* NO! Think of the innoent creature that's inside of this egg.

Blaze: do I care, I’m literally an Eldtritch abomination

Riverbi: Still, don't eat it.

Blaze: I haven’t eaten in a while, I did eat earlier but I’m still starving

Riverbi: Then go eat something that isn't a living creature and go to McDonalds or something like that.

Blaze: maybe I’ll eat you instead

Calvin: How can you help me?

Ezlo: I have access to the meme realm, she is there right now

Calvin: Ok then take us there and save her.

Purple sans: Yeah.

Swift: I'll help too.

Calvin: But the only question is, how will we save her?

*Ezlo just teleports in there and quickly gets Riverbi back*

Ezlo: done

Calvin: How the hell did you do that so quickly?

Ezlo: I replaced her with a real egg, Blaze accepted that egg I gave her, but it’s actually a normal chicken egg

Calvin: Well at least it's something living, and the egg riverbi found is safe.

Riverbi: I'm never going into caves again.

Ezlo: imagine going into the caves of despair in the meme realm

Calvin: Well we're going now. And Ezlo, try convincing blaze to go on a diet from eating live animals. And if that doesn't work, keep trying until she actually listens to you. And if that doesn't work, I don't know.

Ezlo: it’s not gonna work, but I’ll try

(since the roleplay is over, pls name this knight I made)
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Calvin: Ok *runs away and comes back holding a chicken* ho about an alive chicken.

Blaze: idiot

Ezlo: *gets gun* I will shoot myself

Calvin: *runs away and comes back with peppa pig* Then eat peppa pig, and if that's not enough *runs away and comes back with peppa's family* THEN EAT HER ENTIRE FAMILY!!!

Blaze: no, they are so dumb they don’t classify as sentient beings

Calvin: Fine then *takes the egg, runs away, and comes back with a fried egg* I guess I have no choice but to give you what you want.

Riverbi: WHAT IN ARCEUS'S NAME DID YOU DO!!!

Blaze: I wanted it alive

Calvin: THEN GO FIND ANOTHER EGG FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

*Blaze grabs riverbi*

Blaze: you made me do this

*Blaze leaves*

Calvin: Hey enderman can you go steal my friend from her, also don't tell her this but I just fried a regular egg and left the real one at my house.

Ezlo: I’m too scared to, I’m sorry, I could help you though

Riverbi: I SAID NO LIVING CREATURES!

*Blaze grabs the egg and leaves*

Riverbi: *steals the egg and quikly flies away*

*Blaze grabs riverbi and disables her powers*

Ezlo: FML

Purple sans: *knocks out blaze with a bone and takes the egg* Can someone help take out this insane dragon.

*Blaze starts throwing fireballs at purple sans and gets the egg back*

Riverbi: Hey enderman, can you talk to your friend and tell her to give bak the innocent creature in that egg

Funny man: I'll distract her with my haha funny jokes gottem *insert a bunch of cringey memes here*

Ezlo: (to them) no use but I’ll try... (to Blaze) please return the egg, there is a living Creature in there

Blaze: that’s why I took it

Ezlo: I sometimes wish you had a normal diet that doesn’t consist of living creatures

Calvin: Here, have some chicken nuggets fresh from McDonalds.

Blaze: ew no

Ezlo: *facepalming*