Flick: *snatches the egg* CRIKEY M8 THIS SHIT IS MINE!

Goldentooth: Wait up there matey!

Horseshoe

SHUT THE F**K UP.

Horseshoe

Horseshores

say horseshoe if you’re a gay-ass bitch spammer

Hoeshosh

What is this Easter? lol first ivy now Dina?

Ezlo: I finally got out of the meme realm- OH COME ON

Goldentooth: that lad over there took the egg!

Flick: MINE.

*Blaze grabs the egg*

Blaze: now I can make an omelette

Ezlo: I want to death

Goldentooth: SCURVY.

Alga: save some for me.

Goldentooth: NO!!

Blaze: ok I’ll save you for a snack later

Ezlo: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Flick: NO!! THE EGG IS MINE!!

*he grabs a laser cannon.*

*Blaze shoves the egg in her mouth*

Ezlo: I want to death now

*Ezlo pulls the laser cannon out of Flick’s hands*

Flick: DAMN IT-

Alga: oh no... BANDITS.

*the bandits are actually frightened because there was Alga, who is a Dialga and Blaze.*

Valor:Now all of you people scram this is our tree

Scrags: alright already.

Goldentooth: this fellow seemed to stop..

HeartStreaker: let’s keep him that way.

Cobalt: ...

Scrags: hey heart thing, help us!

HeartStreaker: really??

Scrags: yes! Hurry!

HeartStreaker: okay then!

*he starts shooting pink spikes with his tail at Cobalt.*

Cobalt: ...!?

*he just collapses onto the floor.*

HeartStreaker: I-I think I got him! Hahahaha!!

Cobalt: .../♡\

Scrags: wha...?

HeartStreaker: dang it... why do I keep forgetting that this will happen..

Drizz: I have an idea lol.

Croaky: let’s ship him with Luno.

instinct: don’t make me use thunderous kick on you

*Cobalt just dodges it but Croaky used poison jab.*

*Instinct begins running around cobalt at hyperspeed*

Cobalt: ngh...

Goldentooth: BUZZ OFF OR WALK THE PLANK!

Cobalt: never!!

Valor:You did this to yourself
*it traps cobalt in a cage of fire*

*Cobalt just turns into his pitch form and goes underground and then outside the cage.*

Scrags: HE BECAME A DARK TYPE! I KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Croaky: Ribbit, Ribbit, yep.

*Scrags starts tightening his focus.*

Instinct:YOU FOOL *uses thunderous kick*

Cobalt: I WON’T FORFEIT TO MORTALS LIKE YOU.

Valor:You will.
*it creates a fissure underneath cobalt*

*Blaze swallows the egg*

*Insert Ezlo shooting himself with the Laser cannon*

*the necrozma yeets prisims at blaze to slow her down and escapes into a warphole which then closes*

*Mystic sets up hail, aurora veil, reflect, and light screen all up at the same time*

*Instinct then calls apon a thunderstorm*

Blaze: your Pokémon stuff doesn’t affect me

*She takes them to the meme realm*

Ezlo: aw shit

Mystic:That fool *Creates a portal back to the crown tundra*

*Instinct imstantly bursts through*

*Blaze just disables all ways to leave*

Blaze: time to die you idiotic childish Pokémon

*An ultra wormhole opens and a necrozma comes out, grabs the 2 birds and flees*

*Blaze follows them*

*Mystic uses sheer cold and instantly freezes blaze*

valor: Let’s throw this demon into the water

(You literally can’t freeze her solid)

*she breaks out and grabs both of them*

valor: not if he has to say anything about it

*Blaze starts throwing fireballs everywhere while firing the meme laser at them*

*Dina was already gone*

mystic: You can eat your own eggs you thot

Instinct:Ironic for a somewhat thottish artic**to to say that

Blaze: I can’t lay eggs dumbass

*She becomes the eldtritch form and grabs mystic*

*Ezlo returns*

Ezlo: kidnapping is normal now

*Turns out that egg was also a clone*

dina: I’m going to hatch this egg
Mystic:French dragon hon hon hon

Cobalt: F**K-

Blaze: I’ll get that dragon, hopefully it’s bread flavored

Flick: HAH!

Cobalt: ...

*he attacks Flick.*

Flick: how come there’s two of the same egg!?

Cobalt: the egg Blaze has eaten was a copy of the real one I’m holding, and I’m not letting you have it.

Flick: gimme or die.

Cobalt: no.

*he floats up so damn high.*

Flick: FOR GOD SAKE GIVE US THE EGG.

Cobalt: fine.. if this is what you want.

*he drops the egg.*

Flick: SHIT SHIT SHIT-

*Ezlo gets the egg and leaves*

Blaze: damn it

Flick: agh..

*and then there was a shadow holding another egg.*

Cobalt: /+\

Flick: uh-

Ezlo: how am I not dead?

Blaze: various reasons