Guff: then I brought my friend back to life and gave him Doritos
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Me: Doritos? But why?
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Guff: because I had just met him but now we are friends
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Me and ???: *Exchanges a confused glance*
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Guff: and I am the chosen one!
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Guff: *speaks in 20 different languages* those are just the languages I want to do
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Jerry: I fought in a war but everywhere is like a warzone to me
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???: Ah, I see. So what now?
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Jerry: ummm.... What kind of food do you like?
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???: Um...I don't eat human food. *transforms back to normal form(demon cat thing) and back to human again*
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Jerry: hold up are you a devil?
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???: Partly.
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Chase: yo what's up
Kitty: oh thank god! *Hugs chase*
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Me: *telepathically to Guff* What's going on?
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Guff: *telepathically to kneecapdeleter* we have backup
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Jerry: *hands devil food* eat this.
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???: I'll eat what I want WHEN I want *teleports a dead squirrel and bites it*
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I like chese
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Jerry: a squirrel eh? I had to eat the other soldiers to survive.
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???: *swallows the rest of the squirrel whole(without the fur and bones tho) and teleports 15 dead, boneless and furless rabbits*
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Guff: ok then *blasts away*
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???: *doesn't feel anything*
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Guff: (I blasted away)
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(Yes I meant "doesn't feel the energy")
???: *silent*
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Jerry: *grabs guff and puts a machete to his neck*
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???: *puts a scythe to Guff's back*
Me: *still silently watching*
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Jerry: *let's guff go and shoots brain with a m-42*
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Me: O~O
???: *silent*
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Guff: *falls dead to the ground*
Kitty: *comes in and knocks Jerry to the ground* *grabs guff and runs*
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???: *takes back only part of the teleporting power he gave Jerry*
Me(who also has teleportation): *teleports to Kitty and slightly heals Guff with magic*
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Guff: *barely opens eyes* *uses last of powers to boost us*
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Me: *heals Guff more and transfers some power* *starts breathing heavily and falls to the ground unconscious(from too much power use)*
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Jerry: *pulls out a huge rocket launcher* I'm glad I don't have to use powers anymore
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???: Where the hell'd you get that from
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Guff: no! *Jumps out of kitty's arms and picks up kneecapdeleter
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Me: *telepathically: I'm not dead, my body just needs to recover. Put me DOWN.*
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Jerry: an army man is prepared for any situation
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???: Army man? You know what I'm not gonna ask-
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Guff: *telepathically* but what about ???
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Me: *telepathically* He won't kill me. I raised him.
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Guff: *telepathically* wait wot m8
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Me: He learned how to fight on his own...I did NOT teach him to be evil. Yes, I did raise him.
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Guff: *telepathically* alright mate
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Guff: *sets down*
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Me: *breathes heavier*
~30 mins later~
Me: *regains consciousness*
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Guff: *hides with kitty* so what do we do?
Kitty: I know somebody!
Guff: who?
Kitty: their name is Chase
Guff: ok call them
Kitty: *calls chase*
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Me: *teleports to Guff and Kitty* I brought back-up as well *flicks ear to signal WR, Levi, and Ace*
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Guff: good
Chase: ok that's good we need that
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Ace: *flicks tail to signal Leo, Leon, Lia, Lily, Anna, Aaron, Fire, Sky, Vie, Ri, and Sophia J*
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Chase: holy crap that's a lot of people
Guff: the more the merrier
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Blaen, Wolfie and Icetail: True *walks to the hiding spot as well*
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Guff: let's get this ??? Guy now
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Me: *shakes water out of ears*
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(if I randomly go off my phone is dead)
Guff: who wants to take this ??? Guy out?
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(k)
All of the backup Ace and I brought in: *raises hand*
Ace: *raises hand*
Me: *mutters something inaudible then raises hand hesitantly*
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Guff: *has super hearing* I couldn't hear what you said what?
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Me: Uhm nothing *sweating*
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Guff: what was it?!
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Me: It was nothing! *sweating more*
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All: TELL US!!!
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Me: It wasn't anything okay? *ears flatten from the loudness*
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All: *start getting angry* tell. Us
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Me: No! *tail starts flicking* *mutters to tail: stop it you*
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Guff: if you don't tell me I will sic griffin on you
Griffin: *cutely barks*
Guff: aw *pets griffin*
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Me: You'll what now? *puts on a facemask to hide something*
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Griffin: *lays down and sleeps*
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Me: *silent*
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Well let's fight this ??? Guy!
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Me: *mutters the same thing but slightly louder*
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Guff: *sees ???* *Yeets a brick* hey you whatever! We have an army!
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???: Didn't hurt
Also ???: *sees me and slightly blushes*
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(Yet again another comment to follow what's going on with ??? and me)
Me: *walks up to ??? and rests head on his chest(human form)*
???: *heart beats faster and loud enough for everyone to hear* U-Uhm... *face turns red like a tomato*
Me: *walks back to the crowd*
???: *mumbles* Why do I have this feeling
(??? has a crush on me and has for a while)
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Guff: HELP
avengers: *pin ??? Down*
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???: *Literally just gets back up like nothing happened*