r/tihi

*Blaze does a whole ton of fire magic attacks on whoever that is*

???: That didn't hurt, try harder.

Guff: what's going on here?

*And here comes the random attacks that actually hit them*

???: Bruh *doesn't even blink*

(If you don’t know already Blaze eats people, kinda disturbing though)

*Blaze grabs them*

(Yes I know)

???: Go ahead eat me I dare you. (??? cannot die)

(Who even is that)

*She does it (no suprise)*

(I dunno he doesn't have a name)
???: *literally just teleports out of Blaze's body*

Ninja: THE F*** YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SH**

*And she grabs him again and does it*

???: *thinking: this is going literally nowhere*

Bart: SAVE US LORD! *Satan appears*
Satan: wassup
Bart: yo Satan! *High gives Satan* big fan!

(She will probably keep doing it)

(ok lol)
???: *teleports back out and into another realm*

(Imma just stop this because I need to work on my cringe compilation)

(Oooo nice!)

(It’s features https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcvkX3y1XWSCh3gthkfaw-g )

They are a tracer

Yes I completely agree

Lemme go grab my sleep and imma have a nightmare (No, not actually!)
???: Dafuq is going on- oh

Blaze: N̸̡̛̟͖͇̣̺͈̦̞̰̤̮͙̠͉̘̣̭̻͕̓̃̋̃͊̓̈́̓̄̀͊͆͜͠ơ̷̛̠̹͉̫̺͕̘̖̝̹̣̲̭̫̮̫̪̱̺̙̥̞̋̈́̓͐̎̓̾̈́̇̍͆̿͗̽̅̐͘̚̕͘͜ͅb̵̢̡̡͈̲̬̘̘̩͇̻̮̞̝̦̼̖̼̟̦̎̅̒͘ơ̴̢̛̱̜̱͎̼͕̣̫̖͍͉̪̝̳̫͙̳̘̻͈̮̥̫̟̣̝̯̞͛͛͋͑͋͊͋́̓̏̌̈̂̓̚ḋ̶̡̨̘̤̼͎̜̮̱̹̤̳̺͍͙̩̻̮͇͈͍͇̭̱͎̝̫̹̈ͅÿ̷̧̬̙͎͇̘͍̮̳̺͔̦͇̰͖́͗̄͊̄̀͗̀͂̓̇̀̾͛ ̷̤͎̱̼̤̯̠̀̿͘ǩ̶̛̛̛̻̞͇̂͌̒̑̾̐̐̾̾̀̊̋̉̋̀̈́̏͆̏̚̚̕͠n̸̥̟͍̻̪̙̰̊̐͌͐̾̊̄͗̋̐̌͋̅̐́̑͘͘o̶̢̻̤͔͇̱̺̞͍̳̟͉̥̦͓̤̙̗̝͔̠̦̙͇̫͕̔͐̏̋̐̉̎̑͘ŵ̴̼͚͆̀́̇̾̿̀̃̅̽͆̐͌̊̐̏̀͑̕͝ͅs̸̨̛̗̰̩͖̙͕̻̰̰͇͍͇̘̋̇́̄́̈́̒̅̈́̓̌̓́̎̄̄̄̉͗͊͘͜͝͝

???: Wot

Blaze: Ḋ̵̩̞͑̓̽̈́̉̑̓̀̕͝i̷̛̤̪̲̎̊̇͋̅̾́̒̚̚e̶̱̳̍̔͑͐̒͑̈́͐̓͗ ̴͍̌͑̓̒̍ḯ̷̜̭̒͗͗͘̚͝͠d̶͓͚̥̾͐̂̆̓͝i̵͙̱͙̭̰͕̠͒̈́̌̂̐̆̓̇͂͒͂͝͝ó̵̬̼͇̟͕̲̖̂͑̇͝ț̷̨̛̛̛͔̥̤̘̽̈́̉̈́̎̀̕̚̕͝͝͝i̸̧̗̪̩͕̞̞̝̥̘̻͌͆̋̒̋̏͜͜͝c̸̹̺͓̦͚̳̙̩͔̠̩̙̻̖̄ ̵̧̛̛͙̻̳̺͛͛̋͛͂̓̉͛͑͋̀m̴̨̡̩̤̩͈̻̳͙̰̰̦̫͊̔͐͗̐̈̏̋̚o̸̡͚͎̭͙̊̐͛́̏͊̈́̀ͅr̵͚̭̠͖̣̬͒ṯ̴̢̧̢̻̜̬̞̱̺̞̭͔̃̀́̓̿͑͜͝ą̵̢͙̯̟̫̙̓͜ͅͅḻ̵͍̻͚̠͖̱͆̈́̄̿̕

???: Incase you didn't know I'm not a mortal.

Blaze: W̵̧̢̡̜͍͙͖̃̈́̾͛̐̀͊̂̈́̈́̊̂̈̏̾ë̸̮̝͎̭͗̉̒̔̉͛̿͐͛l̵͕̗̖̾̉̉̇͘l̶̨̨͍̭̯͚͌̈́̿̀̓͒͠ ̶̡̟̘̫̗̖̩̯͚͙͔̪͆͋͗̎̈́̍̓͂̈̈́ͅý̴̦̞̣̮̳͋͆͋͗͝ő̶͈̦̙̹͙͎̯̖͈͎̎́̑̿̒́͐̌́̄̇̚͘͘͜͜ͅu̶̩̫͇͌̂̆̒ ̵͎̠̟̜͎̣̹̝͖̰̰͕͊̇̔͑̌̈́̋̋̓̎̎̐͒̕͘ͅç̵̨̠͎̬̟̝̪͉̱̖̜̼̓͜ą̸̢̹̺̝̤̰͎̬̻̯̆͗͊̏̈́ͅn̴̨̡̧̤̹͔̣͔̞̻͉̼̹̈́̀́̿̈́̚ͅ ̸̛͖̳͖̭̮͕͐̽̔͋̆̆̈́͒̚͜ͅs̷̤͉͖̥̟̜͎͔͈͎͕͔̖̯̾̄̈́̂̇͗̊̈́͛̆̽̈͜t̶̢̘̼͎͔̗͍̾̉͛̿̉͊̕͘͝í̶̡̢̩̣͉̖̪͓̮̝̼̃͒̈̑̊̎̿̊͜͝͝ĺ̸̨̛̘̲̭͕̗͍̙͔̱͋̓̏̽̉̐̕l̷͖̣̟̩̼͚̭͔̲͎͈͛̀̐̏͊̏̾̽̏̀͒̑͝ ̶̧̛̛̳̼͚̼͕̯̻͓̝̣̙͓͍̊́͗̏̆̉̉̎͛͘͘b̸̢͈̯͉͎̅̌͒̄̈́̍̊̿̌̚̕̚̚̕͝é̴̛̩͋̎̿̅̑̓ ̴͉̠͍͖͚́̄͑̎̋̋̽͝ȩ̶̬̪̙͓͔̼̤̯̲̇̋̽̄̈́͜r̷͕̞̮͈̽̐̌̎͒̉̑̿̀͊̀̃̕͝͝ą̶̜̼̒̓͋̊̇s̸̨͚̺̩͖̦̦̗̈́͜ͅe̴̛̺̰̜̤̽̓̉͂̄̿͑́̄̈̈̚ḏ̵̛̯̤̯̱͔͚̖̋͛́̈́͆̌̈́ͅ ̷̡̛̟̻̞̪͈̆̔̾̐̈́̔̉̕͠f̴̨̋͑̆͂̅̐͒r̴͎̃͑o̸̮̯͍̐͋̀̏͜m̶̼͔̻̑̊ ̴̨̛̼̰̘͚͖̜͚̪̝̟͇̲̪̈̾̍̌ͅḛ̷̯́̽́̉̀̇ẍ̴̧̢̡̡͖̻̖͙̦́̽̇͊̎̾̐̂̚͠ǐ̷̜͔̘͐͜s̵̛̟̐̓̇͌̍͛̄̃̓̒̂͋͝ț̴̡͚͇̯̫͎̄̈́̊͛̌e̵̮̯̖͙̜̗̤͚̿̍͜͜ņ̷̢̥̱̻͎͙̞̭͍̟̯̖͊̇̓̓̓̀̌̾̔̂͒̎͘͝͝ç̸̠̭̞̞͔̗͎͚̳̾͒̌́͂̓̚͠ę̵̢̤͕̫̱̳̩͖̝̥͖̥̟̮̐̀̽͛͗̀̀͌͌͑̎͐̕̕

???: Well no actually I can't.

Guff: what's happening

Me: Y E S

Guff: *doesn't feel it*
Jerry: well thanks. I guess

???: Whatever

Guff: no I'm confused

Me: Y E S

Guff: the most powerful being in the universe is confusef

???: Oh you think YOU'RE powerful?

Guff: hell yeah I killed the avengers

Guff: by myself

Jerry: ummmm well that happened *pulls out army weapons* try me Guff
Guff: nah I would prefer a challenge

???: * temporarily transfers powers to Jerry*

Guff: but I bring them back to life

???: And? That's not that impressive

Guff: *shows Thanos' head*

???: *rolls eyes*

Guff: and what can you do? Have sparks come out of your fingers?

???: *Lifts Guff in the air and almost chokes them(but chooses not to) with fire and ice surrounding them* *silent*

Guff: *blasts ??? While she/he is powerless

(Even though ??? is powerless he still can't be hurt/killed)
???: Try again *tail signals for Jerry to attack*

Guff: what? I'm not much of a killer

Guff: *eyes turn unknown color* *unknown essence starts coming out of hands*

???: You can't kill me no matter how hard you try. *eyes turn pure white*

Guff: *floats*

(??? was already in the air)

???: *Unimpressed look*

Jerry: *blasts stuff at Jerry while he be chokin'*
Guff: SH*T *ducks and has knife up to Jerry's neck*

???: not today *bites Guff's leg and drags backwards*

Darth Vader: *uses the force to choke ???*

Bart: I'm Bart simpson who the hell are you?

Guff: *snaps Vader's neck*

Guff: DAMMIT! *Smashes ???'s head on the pavement* *snaps Jerry's neck*

???: That did NOT hurt. *tail signals Jerry to heal himself[one of ???'s powers is healing]*

Guff: *essence gets stronger and stronger* *blasts it at ???*

???: *doesn't even blink*

Guff: ok then ummm this is awkward

Guff: *puts ??? In a power-disabling cage made from the essence*

(???'s powers can't be disabled either way)
???: *literally teleports out of the cage*

Guff: you don't understand! Jerry is evil!
Jerry: *heals himself* *knocks guff out*

???: *Looks Jerry in the eyes and gives an evil grin*

Guff: ummmmmmmmmmm this is very awkward. Uhhhhhhhhhh
Jerry: *looks at ???* Who are you?

???: You'll never know (??? doesn't have a name)

Jerry: oh ok. Well my names Jerry! *Reaches hand out to shake*
Guff: HOW DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK TO LIFE?!

???: Uhhhh *backs away from jerry and goes to human form* I don't do handshakes

Jerry: ok then. Do you like killing?
Guff: HOLY SH-

???: Hmm....yes?
Me: WHAT THE FU-

Guff: *blasts Jerry with unknown energy*

*chokes Guff with fire, something gray colored, and ice*

Jerry: *dodges*

Blaze: Ŝ̸̞̩̾̽̑̏̒̂̈͘͠͝͠t̷̺̖̻̪͔͎̪̀̀͆͜ͅo̴̰̤̟͌͐̈́͐̀̅̿́͐̑͛̈͘͠p̶̭͉͕͖̮͉̜̜͙̰̝͋̈́̈̈́͌̐̓ ̷̤̥̲͓͕̮͎̳̣̀̄̎̈̋̍͘͘͜d̶̨̹͈̳̬̯̤͇̠̘͂̈́́̐̈̄͒̈̿́́͆͆͘͝ȩ̵̡̘̦̦̺̺̱̙̯̦͙͕͑͒͝n̸͙̼̾̋̆͊̿͗͒̐̕ỷ̵̡̈́̀̂͗i̷̛̲̖̟͎̮̙̺̋͆͊̄̔̑́͑̽̎̾̌n̵̹̹͙̪̗͖̥̼̙͖̹̈̎̄̍̽͛̊̋͋̀̈́ͅg̵̡̥͎͎̺̲̪̬̏͌̾ ̶̟̮̿̓̾̏̂͒̅͆̅͆͑͑t̵̨̢̓̅̔̈́̉́͑͝ȟ̶͕̫͈̾͛̐̓͐̍̈͆͒̎͆̌͝è̴̠͙͎͓̳̣̥́̊̏͘͝͝͝ͅ ̷̨͈̭͈̣̟̱̥̼̪̱͓͚̪̈́̾̎̊̈́ͅt̴̘̱͕̭̗͈͎̠͕̳̽̄́͊̆̈̉̅͘̕͜r̴̛̻̯͓̱̜͚̥̭̤͍̐́̃̍͐̍͘ȕ̵͖̿̃̈̎̾͂̎̉̓̕͘t̶̨̧̲͇̘̹͖̹͇̳̘̗̯̣̿̀̽̒͘ḩ̴̡̧̨̛̪̜̬̦̳̮̟̺̅̔̑̊̄̽̿̐͋́͗̿̐̕

???: Try me b***h

Guff: *wakes up* please believe me! He is evil!!!

???: And?

Guff: he killed my friend

???: So what?

Jerry: he was umm... My fighting trainer

???: Oh -_-

Jerry: *chokes guff*
Guff: *uses the force*

???: *scratches Guff*
Me: *just watching silently*

Guff: what the hell why am I being scratched

Me: *STILL silent*
???: Reasons~

Guff: then I brought my friend back to life and gave him Doritos

Me: Doritos? But why?

Jerry: I fought in a war but everywhere is like a warzone to me

???: Ah, I see. So what now?

Jerry: ummm.... What kind of food do you like?

???: Um...I don't eat human food. *transforms back to normal form(demon cat thing) and back to human again*

Jerry: hold up are you a devil?

???: Partly.

Chase: yo what's up
Kitty: oh thank god! *Hugs chase*

Me: *telepathically to Guff* What's going on?

Guff: *telepathically to kneecapdeleter* we have backup

Jerry: *hands devil food* eat this.

???: I'll eat what I want WHEN I want *teleports a dead squirrel and bites it*

I like chese

Guff: because I had just met him but now we are friends

Me and ???: *Exchanges a confused glance*

Jerry: a squirrel eh? I had to eat the other soldiers to survive.

???: *swallows the rest of the squirrel whole(without the fur and bones tho) and teleports 15 dead, boneless and furless rabbits*

Guff: and I am the chosen one!

Guff: *speaks in 20 different languages* those are just the languages I want to do

Guff: ok then *blasts away*

???: *doesn't feel anything*

Guff: *has super hearing* I couldn't hear what you said what?

Me: Uhm nothing *sweating*

Guff: *barely opens eyes* *uses last of powers to boost us*

(YEETUS DELETUS EDITSSS [the edit= *)
Me: *heals Guff more and transfers some power* *starts breathing heavily and falls to the ground unconscious(from too much power use)*

Jerry: *pulls out a huge rocket launcher* I'm glad I don't have to use powers anymore

???: Where the hell'd you get that from

Guff: what was it?!

Me: It was nothing! *sweating more*

Guff: no! *Jumps out of kitty's arms and picks up kneecapdeleter

Me: *telepathically: I'm not dead, my body just needs to recover. Put me DOWN.*

Jerry: an army man is prepared for any situation

???: Army man? You know what I'm not gonna ask-

Guff: *telepathically* but what about ???

Me: *telepathically* He won't kill me. I raised him.

All: TELL US!!!

Me: It wasn't anything okay? *ears flatten from the loudness*

Guff: *telepathically* wait wot m8

Me: He learned how to fight on his own...I did NOT teach him to be evil. Yes, I did raise him.

All: *start getting angry* tell. Us

Me: No! *tail starts flicking* *mutters to tail: stop it you*

Guff: *telepathically* alright mate

Guff: *sets down*

Me: *breathes heavier*
~30 mins later~
Me: *regains consciousness*

Guff: if you don't tell me I will sic griffin on you
Griffin: *cutely barks*
Guff: aw *pets griffin*

Me: You'll what now? *puts on a facemask to hide something*

Guff: *hides with kitty* so what do we do?
Kitty: I know somebody!
Guff: who?
Kitty: their name is Chase
Guff: ok call them
Kitty: *calls chase*

Me: *teleports to Guff and Kitty* I brought back-up as well *flicks ear to signal WR, Levi, and Ace*

Griffin: *lays down and sleeps*

Me: *silent*

Well let's fight this ??? Guy!

Me: *mutters the same thing but slightly louder*

Guff: *sees ???* *Yeets a brick* hey you whatever! We have an army!

???: Didn't hurt
Also ???: *sees me and slightly blushes*

(Yet again another comment to follow what's going on with ??? and me)

Me: *walks up to ??? and rests head on his chest(human form)*
???: *heart beats faster and loud enough for everyone to hear* U-Uhm... *face turns red like a tomato*
Me: *walks back to the crowd*
???: *mumbles* Why do I have this feeling

(??? has a crush on me and has for a while)

Guff: good
Chase: ok that's good we need that

Ace: *flicks tail to signal Leo, Leon, Lia, Lily, Anna, Aaron, Fire, Sky, Vie, Ri, and Sophia J*

Chase: holy crap that's a lot of people
Guff: the more the merrier

Blaen, Wolfie and Icetail: True *walks to the hiding spot as well*

Guff: (I blasted away)

(Yes I meant "doesn't feel the energy")
???: *silent*

Guff: let's get this ??? Guy now

Me: *shakes water out of ears*

Jerry: *grabs guff and puts a machete to his neck*

???: *puts a scythe to Guff's back*
Me: *still silently watching*

Jerry: *let's guff go and shoots brain with a m-42*

Me: O~O
???: *silent*

(if I randomly go off my phone is dead)
Guff: who wants to take this ??? Guy out?

(k)
All of the backup Ace and I brought in: *raises hand*
Ace: *raises hand*
Me: *mutters something inaudible then raises hand hesitantly*

Guff: *falls dead to the ground*
Kitty: *comes in and knocks Jerry to the ground* *grabs guff and runs*

???: *takes back only part of the teleporting power he gave Jerry*
Me(who also has teleportation): *teleports to Kitty and slightly heals Guff with magic*

Guff: HELP
avengers: *pin ??? Down*

???: *Literally just gets back up like nothing happened*

Avengers: *smash ??*

Guff: *falls*

???: *smirks evilly*
Me: OH NO

Guff: *is dead*

Avengers: *confuzzled*