WHICH CAPTAIN WOULD YOU RATHER SERVE UNDER?
"HEY, ENSIGN... WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS: PUT ON A RED SHIRT AND JOIN DR. MCCOY AND MR. SPOCK IN THE TRANSPORTER ROOM. WHAT? DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE KLINGONS- THEY'RE HARMLESS..."; "WE'VE ARRIVED AT ZIRCON 4? AWESOME! THERE'S A FANTASTIC CLUB THERE WITH CHEAP BEER AND HOT CHICKS: LETS ALL HEAD DOWN THERE- FIRST ROUNDS ON ME!"