ARE YOU OR HAVE YOU CURRENTLY BEEN A RHODES SCHOLAR WHOSE RACIST TIRADE WENT VIRAL AND AS A RESULT OF YOUR EFFORTS TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, YOU WERE MOWED DOWN BY A FIRE TRUCK? CALL THE LAW OFFICES OF WHOYADADY, TALLYWACKER, AND FELMECRACKEN.
1-800-666-6WTF
WE'LL FIGHT FOR YOU!
WELL, NOT YOU, BUT SOMEBODY THAT CLAIMS YOU WILL GET SOME MONEY
