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Wear a mask | I have a hard time breathing
when something covers my face.
I have smoked for more than half of my life.
I am 80-90lbs overweight.
I have facial hair, which makes
it impossible for a mask to seal on my face.
So when I go into a store
what do I do?

I point out to everyone in the store
that this pandemic is just a hoax.
I make fun of the people who are wearing masks.
I tell them that their masks aren't doing any good.
I inform them that Covid is just like the flu,
and has a 99% survival rate.
I boast that I know more than they do,
because I read it on facebook.
Then, like a child, I whine,
"I don't have the rona. 
This is 'murica, 
and you're not the boss of me!"; NO, NOT REALLY; I PUT ON A %&$#?@! MASK | image tagged in mask,covid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
592 views 5 upvotes Made by Billyjoejimbob 4 years ago in politics
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0 ups, 3y,
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Kind of funny, seeing as if you actually did do research you would know that not only is there no evidence that it works there is also no evidence that it's not hurting people or even worse killing them. Coming sense would tell you that breathing in your own carbon monoxide and bacteria is not only not good for you and can cause upper respiratory infections but honestly I could care less if you keep wearing them, it will eventually weed out all the dumbasses such as youself but where I have a problem is when you throw a fit that I don't wear on. If your piece of shit mask works as well as you say it does than why throw a fit if I don't wear one.
0 ups, 3y
Ok, thanks for your input. Sooo, put you down for all of those groups then? BTW, you forgot to yell, "This is 'Murica!"
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I have a hard time breathing when something covers my face. I have smoked for more than half of my life. I am 80-90lbs overweight. I have facial hair, which makes it impossible for a mask to seal on my face. So when I go into a store what do I do? I point out to everyone in the store that this pandemic is just a hoax. I make fun of the people who are wearing masks. I tell them that their masks aren't doing any good. I inform them that Covid is just like the flu, and has a 99% survival rate. I boast that I know more than they do, because I read it on facebook. Then, like a child, I whine, "I don't have the rona. This is 'murica, and you're not the boss of me!"; NO, NOT REALLY; I PUT ON A %&$#?@! MASK