TECH GEEK: YOU'VE NEVER HAD A WINDOWS UPDATE THAT TOOK MORE THAN 3 DAYS?! COMPUTER REPAIR GUY: I HATE THAT WITH WINDOWS UPDATES YOU NEVER KNOW IF IT WILL TAKE 23 MINUTES OR 2-3 DAYS. GAMER GIRL: YOU MEAN YOU ACTUALLY HAD A WINDOWS UPDATE THAT ONLY TOOK 23 MINUTES?! MICROSOFT: WAIT. WINDOWS HAS UPDATES?