The "fairy" that you can totally trust

oh good arceus almighty-

Permafrost: a fairy? Not as bad as that cat

Obsidian: bruh

Ann: Hello, I'm your totally friendly friend fairy you can trust forever.

Permafrost: no

Obsidian: she looks nice

Ann: I even have presents for all the new friends I make. *pulls out a flower*

Permafrost: die- NO YOU IDIOT

*Obsidian tries to grab the flower*

Ann: Oh, maybe I should give one for each of you. *pulls out a grenade* Oh, my mistake *throws away the grenade*. *sarcastically laughs* Ann that doesn't go there YOU SILLY BIT- goose, silly goose. *actually pulls another flower*

Permafrost: would you like to freeze solid?

Obsidian: Permafrost the hypocrite

Permafrost: explain why she had grenade

Ann: It was uhhh, from my grandpa when he fought in the war.

Permafrost: nice lie

Obsidian: oh nice

Ann: Anyway just take the flowers and I'll go, see you next time *flies away*

Lux: oh, who’s this little fellow here.

Ann: Oh, I'm Ann the trustworthy fairy.

Lux: “trustworthy”?

Ann: Have you ever heard of the word trustworthy?

Lux: yes..?

Sparky: [- -] and you’re not the one we can trust-

Lux: but it can’t be that bad Spark!

Ann: Here, have a flower. *pulls out a knife* Oops, sorry, my grandpa fought in the war and gave me all of his weapons when he died to remember him.

Lux: oh.. well that’s just sad-

Sparky: boohoo.

Lux: /Ō\

Sparky: did you forget about people faking depression?

Lux: Uh-

Sparky: well sorry about that, even if it’s true or N O T .

Ann: It's okay (in her mind: If you think what I'm saying is a lie then your existence will become a lie) take these flowers *gives both lux and sparky flowers*. I'll see you later, byeeee *flies away*

Lux: /^\ hehe! Okay! Bye-bye!

Sparky: ...

*Lux just grabs Sparky.*

Lux: I was lying, she acts just like that flower.

*meanwhile, someone was watching them.*

Cobalt: —)

Lux: eh, these flowers are reminding me of him anyway.. so...

*he turns them into rats and releases them.*

Lux: be free!

Cobalt: ...

*the rats were coming after Cobalt and another square.*

Cobalt: NO... NO!! STAY BACK TRASH-EATERS!!!

Lightning: *panicked dubstep noises.*

Cobalt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Lux: /0\ ...I think someone has a fear of rodents... whoops!

Sparky: we both can hear it... I feel like this might be bad.

I like knives