ys I know this is from how to train your dragons

Wassup do u have big cheese

Electro: no

Dang it

Electro: -_-

Guff: now do you have big Cheese

Electro: no

Electro: I do have raw deer if you want to eat some with me though

Guff: *sad face* no children?

Electro: No sadly

Guff: *sad cannibal noises*

Electro: We used to have some human kids, we ate them a while ago

Guff: (wow this is cursed comments) aight I'm gonna go look for cheese at the store

(Nah, he is a dragon so it doesnt count)
Electro: Ok

Electro: *lies down*

Guff: *walks out to go to the cheese store* if I'm not back in one hour come look for me.

Guff: cuz I probably am fighting a demon and it would be nice to have help

Electro: Ok, sure whatever

*one hour passes*

Electro: Hmm he is not back

*another half hour passes*

Electro: *flies up and looks for Guff*

Guff: *is no where to be seen*

Electro: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Guff: *finally returns home*

Electro: *goes back to the ground and falls asleep*

Guff: *falls unconscious with scars and bruises all over*

Electro: ?

Guff: *is unconscious*

Electro: *is confused*

Guff: *breath stops*

Electro: *tries to use electricity to shock your heart into working*

Guff: *gets up slowly* could have used you when I got jumped by all those shadow demons

Electro: well I dont know where you went

Guff: I told you to the store *bumps into something* ow!

Electro: Well I dont know the human world very well

Guff: ok I'll give you that. I need to lay down oh God. And yes I lost the fight

Electro: uh ok

Guff: I think they were headed to your village.

Electro: oh no

Guff: oh yes! But I can't help u but I know someone who can. *Gets up in pain*

Electro: you hurt, hops on my back

*gets on back still painfully*

Electro: *flies off*

Guff: *calls his friend*
Friend: hola guff
Guff: I need your help fighting some shadow demons
Friend: I'll be there in an instant
Guff: come to the dragon village
Friend: Oki doki

Electro: *lands in the village*

Friend: *is here* hola
Guff: wassup
Friend: woah what happened to him
Shadow demons: *are destroying the village

Electro: he got attacked *starts shooting lightning at the demons*

Friend: oh ok *creates a lightning explosion inside of a demon's heart*

Electro: *flies at the demons*

Guff: *weakly rips apart one of the demons*

Electro: *zapping demons*

Demons: *gone

Electro: Well, everyone left when the demons came it would seem

Guff: or worse. They died

Electro: oh god no

Guff: how about we check out the dens

Electro: Thats what I was going to do, so yes

Hey do you have Fortnite?

Zero: No
Electro: Im a dragon, we dont play video games

(I meant IRL woops)

(no)

(oh ok)

(sorry)

(oh no it fine but my sister said u did XD)

(XD)

(btw my sister is pokemonlover)

(Ah, she deleted he account)

(yE I know but she isn't dead)

(ok phew)

Guff: do you have some sort of dragon communication?

Electro: certain roars

Guff: call one of us dragon friends

Electro: Lets see if they can hear it

Guff: do the roar

Electro: *roars*

Guff: guess they can't hear or they are ded

Electro: *sad voice* They are dead

Guff: nooooooooooooooooo

Guff: I have a way to bring them back it's just risky

Electro: Uhhhh

Guff: they might be a little different

Electro: Uhhhhh, idk

Guff: that's why I'm asking you

Guff: and it may go wrong and bring someone back to life who we don't want back but there is a low chance for that

Electro: How will they be diffrent?

Guff: quirky and they will love cheese like me

CHEEEEEEEESE

Electro: Well umm

Guff: yes or no

Electro: I dont think we should

Guff: so you are going without any dragon friends? Ok

Electro: I mean, dragons are not supposed to like cheese, we are carnivores

Guff: I guess I could alter it so they like shark meat instead of cheese

Electro: Where are we gonna get sharks?

Guff: the ocean

Electro: Uh, ok

Guff: *uses his brain to create a power for healing* *heals all of them

Familiar: *appears* hello again

Electro: So, it worked?

Guff: sadly, yes

Electro: Whats sad about it?

Guff: it brought back the wrong people

Electro: Well fuq

Jerry: hello again *shoots at guff*
Guff: *deflects with trash can lid and grabs Jerry's gun and pumps bullets in his chest*

Electro: *is confused*

Guff: it brought back Jerry but I took care of that

Electro: uh ok

Guff: but his army is still alive

Electro: Thats bad right

Guff: yes

Electro: Oof

Army: there they are kill them!
Guff: *cracks knuckles* let's do this

Electro: *growls*

Guff: *creates a huge bird that swallows 50 of them* 50 down 150 more to go

Electro: *zapping them*

Guff: *makes an electric shockwave*

Electro: *still zapping*

Big green strong guy: (don't want to get copyrighted) *smashes all the rest of the soldiers*

(XD)
Electro: Wow!

Guff: well now that that's over let's do the dragons. *Brings back all the dragons but nothing else*

Electro: Yay!

Guff: no Jerry this time

Electro: good good

Big strong green guy: did big green strong guy help?

Electro; you did help a lot

Big green strong guy: yay

Electro: *nods*

Guff: yes you helped big green strong guy

Electro: probably the most help

Big green strong guy: yay!

Electro: heh

Guff: so now call your dragon friends

Electro: *roars*

Guff: did they answer?

Electro: yes!

Guff: so where are they?

ELectro: I dont know

Guff: what did you tell them

Electro: Nothing, I roared and someone roared back

Guff: is there a certain roar that's says "come here" ?

Electro: Yes *does that roar*

Guff: *In host voice* dragons. Where are they now?

The whole village: *flying here*

Guff: that's a lot of dragons

ELectro: Yep

Guff: are they friendly towards humans?

Electro: Most of the time

Guff: would they be friendly towards m

Electro: Well your with me

Big green strong guy: what about big green strong guy?

Electroz; you will both be fine

Big green strong guy: hooray! Big green strong guy has friends!

Electro: yep

Guff: now what's going on?

Random dragon: what happened?

Guff: demons killed you but I bring you back to life *hands shark meat*

Rabdom: I do have a strange craving for shark meat

Fresh: *appears* what's up guys? Yes. Today we are going to be playing fortnite tournaments with lannan

Everyone: Wot?

Guff: *elbows electro* which one is your girlfriend

Electro: None

Guff: ok.... *Doubt*

Guff: well you have to have friends *shouts* who here is this dudes friend? *Points to electro*

(I changed my name to bart_simpson

ok

Blaze: I am
ELectro: *whispers* That used to be my crush, but our cossbreeds arnt allowed

Guff: *whispers back* ok (to blaze) so how did you meet electro

Hey, I'm sorry for wasting your time

Blaze: Just in the village one day

Guff: nice *shakes and falls to ground*

Electro: ?

Guff: *gets up* *is Jerry*

Jerry: I'm back baby

ELectro: Shet

Jerry: *shoots dragons*

Jerry: *grabs rocket launcher and aims it at blaze* any last words?

*Bullets bounce off thier scales*
Everyone: *attacks*

Jerry: *blows up dragons*

Lone ranger: *blows up your monsters* come to the police car,

Blaze: Idiot Im a fire dragon

Jerry: *randomly falls and turns back into guff*

Guff: *normal*

Any thing left Jerry related: *gone*

(I gtg for a bit)

(ok seeya)