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7 ups, 4y,
5 replies
Hey y'all, quality products for sale.
Menu:
Child (♂️♀️)-30 USD each
Adult (♂️♀️)-60 USD each
Pet (♂️♀️)-10 USD each (Most species)
Soul (♂️♀️)-200 USD each
Discounts may be made for bulk party orders.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
oh let me get, 2 children, 4 adults, 1 soul, and what kind of pets do you have
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
What species do you want?
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
the felines
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Ok, how many
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
18 no wait 24
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1 up, 4y,
2 replies
Ok
Confirm your order
2 Children
4 Adults
1 Soul
24 cats
TOTAL: 740 USD
Continue to checkout?
[Yes] [No]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
How much are their souls?
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0 ups, 4y
souls are 200 USD each
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
yep
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Ok
*Goes in back room*
*Rustling and beeping noises*
*Muffled screaming*
Ok, here you go *hands you large trash bag with 2 children, 4 Adults, 1 Soul, and 24 cats* have a nice day
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
thanks mate, here, take 3 babies for the trouble
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0 ups, 4y
Thanks
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
i need to eat too
please specify an amount
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Im full, I had a few babies. dont need anymore
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0 ups, 4y
Ok
2 ups, 4y,
2 replies
I’ll give you 5 children and a rusty 1911 for 2 souls and a pet
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
i want a glock
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
K do u own any streams? If u do I’ll give u my glock if u make me owner or mod
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Then u can take killing to the next level
0 ups, 4y
u well have to reach out to the stream owner i am a monarator i can't i do all the welcomes and posting but the stream owners name is LewisMcKinlay go to his most recent comments
and ask him he will respond as fast as he can :)
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
yes i own the corvetteshop
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
K plz make me owner or mod and the glock is yours
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
u r owner now
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
It says I’m moderator
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
refresh
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0 ups, 4y,
3 replies
i now follow u
1 up, 4y
Cool
1 up, 4y
I just did btw how can u tell who ur followers are
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0 ups, 4y
follow me back pls
0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
*gives glock*
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
yay
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Not owner but ok
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
thanks for following antitiktok
1 up, 4y
Ur welcome can I be mod or owner
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
we cant tell who ur followers are
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Hey why am I not owner anymore
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
wut
?
1 up, 4y
It must be some kinda glitch
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
A rusty what?
0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
It’s a type of pistol
0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Tbh I wouldn’t really use a pistol for kidnapping, or else the kids won’t tase that good and they won’t get to the end of the human-to-delicious stage
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0 ups, 4y
Yeah same
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
No u use the pistol to threaten them and also if someone tries to escape, then it’s time for hippity hoppity a bullet in your body
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
That’s always the easiest & cheapest way, great stuff!

However, I would recommend fire if u wanna have some fun whilst getting them.
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
U don’t want to burn down ur house tho
0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
No like have some fire on a stick like the pic above, & also be careful with it. I don’t really think the basement would catch on fire, would it?
1 up, 4y,
4 replies
But what if the kid rolls on the floor?
0 ups, 4y
What I meant is if the kids start moaning & sh*t, then grab a stick & set a flame on the tip, then go to the basement & scare them while holding it till they shut up, if they don’t stop then bring the flaming stick closer to them & that’s when they’ll definitely zip it
0 ups, 4y
Hope that helped
0 ups, 4y
What I also mean is you can fire the gun so that it purposely doesnt hit them but they think ur trying to shoot them and they shut up
0 ups, 4y
Yea that also works
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I keep em in the fridge actually
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0 ups, 4y
I keep mine in the cellar because I prefer to boil them alive
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Ok... I don't want the pistol actually but I'll take of 150$ for the 5 kids
$260
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
K *hands over writhing bag*
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*hands you a bag with your order*
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
*absorbs souls and grows two extra arms and a third eye* ahhh that’s better *pets dog*
1 up, 4y
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Lol
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
Can I be mod plz
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0 ups, 4y
I'm not an owner
0 ups, 4y
I know ur mod so can’t u make other people mods
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1 up, 4y,
2 replies
YO GIMME UR NTIRE STOK. I GIVE U A C8 CORVETTE AND A ROLLS ROYCE.
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0 ups, 4y
PLUS A FERRARI AND I FOLLOW U
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0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Yo chill i need to eat too
specify an amount please
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
OK 69 KIDS 69 ADULTS 69 PETS 69 SOULS. THAT GOOD?
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
yes
i'll give you a 420$ discount because that's an amazing order
20700-420
that'll be $20280
and you are paying in car
*hands you a bag* here you are
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1 up, 4y,
2 replies
K TKS
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I like children I'll give you some from my basement
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
OK
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0 ups, 4y
I'll go get them btw why do they always call me "daddy"
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0 ups, 4y
np
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
UR ROLLS ROYCE
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
UR VETTE
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0 ups, 4y
AND UR FERRARI
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
I’ll take one female adult
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Ok
60 USD please
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Hands it over
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0 ups, 4y
Hands over a female adult corpse
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