Minion party despicable me

Y e s

No oh no

Are there snacks/children?

yes

YaHoO!!

AnD i BrOuGhT tHeM. >:)

I aM hUnGrY mOm

I bRoUgHt A vArIeTy Of ThEm. SkInNy, WhIcH aRe MoRe CrUnChY, oR fAt, WhIcH aRe MoRe JuIcY. wHiCh OnEs, DeAr?

IlL tAkE a JuIcY

OkAy. HeRe. *hands over fat child*

I know you were not talking to me but hand me a juicy

I dId. Is It DeLeCtAbLe?

YeS

GoOd. (Lol what have I done?!)

HeS a FiGhTeR tHi

Oh, No! Be CaUtIoUs. If He'S tOo MuCh FoR yOu, I cAn PuT hIm BaCk AnD gEt YoU a NeW oNe.

CrUnCy PlEaSe MoM

OkAy. *hands over a squirmy child* Be CaReFuL, hE's A fEiStY oNe.

-eats -breaks teeth OWWWWWWWW

TOOOOOOOOO CRUNCHY

HeRe'S a MoRe PlUmP cHiLd. *takes skinny child and gives less skinny child*

-dies-

*frantically does CPR*

-dies-

*DOES MORE CPR*

-dies-

DiD yOu BuY tHiS cHiLd FrOm Me

YeS

iT sHoUlDn'T bE aLiVe StIlL

is there any b e a n s left?

Y e s

Me too.

lol XD

Please tell me

f**k naw

DEW IT

?

TRANSLATION: no

Le confuse

wot

WeLl ThEn. If It'S aBoUt BeAnS, i MaY aS wElL jOiN.

WeLcOmE tO tHe BeAn PaRtY

ThAnK yOu. LeT's CeLeBrAtE tHe HoLy BeAnS.

YeS lEt ThE hOlY bEaN cElEbRaTiOn BeGiN

YaY! i BrOuGhT tHe SnAcKs.

WhAt SnAcKs

ThE cHiLdReN.

Ah YeS

XD

Hi mom!

Hi!!! And yesterday Dylan was telling me to stop you, but I had been offline. Do you know what he meant by that?

idk >:D

Did you guys fight?! I'm just trying to make sure you both are okay!!!

NoT tHaT tYpE! XD

YeS, tHoSe BeAnS lIkE tO hIdE.