Gru's plan (red eyes edition)

FIRST, I KILL LESS OF THEM THAN OBESITY AND HEART PROBLEMS EVER HAVE... NOW THAT THE CHINESE HAVE MADE ME, I WILL DESTROY CAPITALIST AMERICA! CHINA VIRUS; CHINA VIRUS; THEY WEAR MASKS; THEY WEAR MASKS; CHINA VIRUS; CHINA VIRUS; THOSE MASKS ONLY WORK ON BACTERIAL ISSUES, WHEREAS I AM A VIRUS! CHINA VIRUS