Y e s

lol XD btw can i buy some children?

How much you got?

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 USD

Hmmm.... I don't think we currently have that many children in stock

aww shoot. well i'll take whatever you have in stock

How much are you willing to pay?

I'm willing to pay 100 USD

As much as u want

How about 6⅔ children for 200?

-eats them- thx!

np

Ok -hands you 200 USD

*hands you a large box with 6⅔ children*

I want some children tho I'm starving

How much are you willing to pay?

100 USD

Ok, you can get 3⅓ children for that much

Noice

*hands you a trash bag with 3⅓ children In it*

Very effective

*hands you 110 USD* keep the change

Thank you

*chugs that too* mmmm tastes more like Gatorade with a hint of blood

Random question but is it weird that I like to drink tears

Noice I kill by crushing their skull and watching them suffer and scream "no please don't ple-"

I'll have to try that sometime

I mean I like blood so idk

Tears taste so good, especially when drunk out of my enemies skulls after I sacrifice their useless souls to the train gods by slitting their throat and watching them die a slow and painful death

*Chugs more* mmmmmmmm that's good

Mmmmmm I like them raw

S a m e b r o

That blood is better than gatorade

*chugs all the blood from the children*

…

*eats all the children on the spot*

Yeah np

Yummy thx

Np