Crap... this is the worst one

Can someone kill karen?

*loads gun*

I will

Lucifer: Great another soul for m to take *stares directly into karen's eyes*

Karen: I don’t have a soul

Giygas: hwaniwbajahabwjwjwnwjwnwmahanaknwnwnanwn (e)

Lucifr: Well you'll still go to hell.

Gigyas: janwmshsnsksjwnkwiowowjsksjaai (no)

Karen: I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Lucifer: What do you even want with the manager? What did he do to you?

Karen: I NEED THIS HANDBAG FOR FREE

Gigyas: hanajsnejehenjshsjshwnajahansjssjssnsusnu

Lucifer: *burns the handbag* Ok what else?

Karen: for him to seize existence

Blaze: if you don’t shut up I will make you seize existence as well

Lucifer: Who do you want to seize existence? You don't specify anything. Now I know why everyone hates you and every child you have dies.

Karen: MY CHILDREN ARE PERFECT LITTLE ANGELS

Blaze: your children are terrible, they die entitled, also they panic while I try to kill them

Giygas: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lucifer: You know, you're children look worse than any demon. And we're supposed to be monsters. Even my demon child is better than your abomination that I can't even call a child.

Blaze: I refuse to eat the children of a Karen

Karen: THEN DONT DO THAT

Lucifer: I don't even want to send them to hell. I'd rather leave them there to die, and not even touch them.

Blaze: not torturing the Karen, make Galeem Kirby do it instead

Karen: NO

Giygas: yesssywhshshehshbehehehehsnshshejsje

Lucifer: Yeah just make him cause world of light, but only for karen.

*Blaze pushes Karen into a portal*

Blaze: done, idiot will take care of worse idiot

(I honestly can’t tell if your joking.)

*Hexeon and Frosteon were nearby though they didn’t notice the Karen*

*Blaze throws 3 fireballs at Frosteon*

Blaze: of course I heard that!

Ezlo: .-.

Hexeon: really. *steps out the way of the fireballs*

Frosteon: OH SH—

*She creates a wall out ice to stop the fireballs, then dashes towards Hexeon*

Frosteon: I JUST GAVE YOU A COMPLIMENT WHAT THE F—

Hexeon: she doesn’t like being called cute. Did Blazeon not tell you this?

Frosteon: all he mentioned was to stay out of her way. Ezlo told me what she did, but no one told me she didn’t like being called cute!

Hexeon: well now you know.

Ezlo: well you should probably run...

*Blaze tosses more fireballs*

Frosteon: I’M SORRY OK?! *she runs to avoid the fireballs*

*Blazeon shows up*

Blazeon: I was wondering what that noise was.

*he gets hit by the fireballs but absorbs them instead of taking any damage*

Ezlo: well it’s kinda late... and it never works...

*Blaze fires a beam of meme magic at Blazeon*

Blaze: DIE YOU STUPID MORTAL SCUM

Ezlo: *facepalm*

*Blazeon just sits there*

Hexeon: what are you doing?!?!

Blazeon: something that should have already happened.

Frosteon: BROTHER, NO!

Hexeon: DON’T DO THIS!!!

Blazeon: she’ll just come after us until she kills us. I accept my fate.

*Blaze fires another one that kills him*

Blaze: one down 2 to go

*Ezlo leaves out of fear*

*A portal opens up, a distorted version of Blazeon walks out*

Hexeon: what in the hell?

Frosteon: um... what???

Corrupted Blazeon: finally, I’ve been let out. Time to kill every one of you.

Hexeon: what do you mean?!

Corrupted Blazeon: I have everyone’s abilities. This includes Quantum’s and Nebula’s. There is no saving your universe now. I am the ultimate life form.

Frosteon: bullsh-t, this is some JoJo part 2 BS.

Corrupted Blazeon: think I’m lying? Look up in the sky.

*multiple large planets begin to move towards the earth*

Corrupted Blazeon: everything will be pulled into the earth, effectively killing you all. My plan to create the smallest universe has been completed. There is nothing you can do to stop me except revive Blazeon, which is impossible according to my information on Blaze.

*Blaze leaves*

*Ezlo returns*

Ezlo: but I can get Kimona

Frosteon: who the hell is Kimona?

Hexeon: [visible confusion]

*gravity increases to the point no one can move, everyone is stuck lying on the ground*

Corrupted Blazeon: Frosteon, Blazeon always hated you, I think it’s fitting that I kill you myself.

Frosteon: NOO!!!

Hexeon: STOP THIS!!!

Corrupted Blazeon: no.

*Frosteon gets wiped from existence*

*Kimona comes in and erases Corrupted Blazeon from that Universe and traps him in the meme realm*

Kimona: ok, stop causing the apocalypse

Ezlo: thanks Kimona-

Kimona: it’s your fault for being near these overpowered mortals

*Corrupted Blazeon comes back*

Corrupted Blazeon: when I said I can’t be stopped by anyone other than Blazeon, I meant that. I’m more powerful than anyone unless he is revived. For your efforts for trying, I’ll revive Frosteon for you.

*Frosteon comes back*

Hexeon: well, thanks.

Frosteon: I’ve been revived?

*Kimona brings back Blazeon*

Blazeon: what.... what happened?

Corrupted Blazeon: OH SH-T

Hexeon: BLAZEON, NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, AN EVIL VERSION OF YOURSELF IS ENDING THE UNIVERSE!

Blazeon: wha-...

Corrupted Blazeon: no, this can’t be happening... that should have been impossible!!

*Blazeon looks dazed and very confused*

Frosteon: BLAZEON, SNAP OUT OF IT!

Corrupted Blazeon: he’s too confused to do anything. I WIN!

*the sun is about to hit the earth*

Blazeon: WOAH, WHAT THE— *his body bursts into flames, engulfing Corrupted Blazeon*

Frosteon: yes!

*Corrupted Blazeon dies from being roasted alive from Blazeon’s flames.*

*everything begins to move back to its original positional and gravity is back to normal*

Blazeon: can someone tell me what the [redacted] just happened?

*Ezlo explains everything*

Kimona: let me sum it up, it’s bullshit

Blazeon: that’s pretty weird.

Frosteon: what’s even weirder is you saved the universe by just cooking your corrupted self alive.

Hexeon: even weirder, you both died and came back.

Blazeon: I’m still very confused, who is this person trapped in ice?

Frosteon: WAIT NO—

*he thaws the Karen.*

Karen: I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE-

*Karen gets grabbed by a fiery wing, never to be seen again*

Ezlo: Blaze knows about the Karen

Hexeon: ok.

Frosteon: I’m done here.

Blazeon: oh that was a Karen.... yeah there was really no point in thawing them.

Frosteon: that’s what I was trying to tell you.

Ezlo: might as well let her win

Blazeon: yeah

(It deleted the “Blazeon” part for some reason)

(Odd)

Ezlo: probably may go on vacation soon, just me and Sunstorm

Blazeon: I hope you guys have fun on your vacation soon.

Frosteon: yeah same, oh I forgot to thaw the cat.

*Frosteon turns the ice into water and frees Oreo*

Hexeon: you know cats don’t usually like water, right?

Oreo: I don’t actually mind water, meanwhile toss a bucket of water on Blaze-

*Ezlo leaves*

Blazeon: Ight, I’m going to go back to Giga now.

Hexeon: I’ll come with you.

Frosteon: I’ll follow you guys in a second.

*Hexeon and Blazeon leave*

Frosteon: nice to meet you.

Oreo: are you talking to me?

Frosteon: yeah.

Ezlo: small chance the can come back, or they are pretty much gone forever

Blazeon: huh... makes sense considering you took us to Blaze before.

Frosteon: thanks Kimona and Blazeon for saving the universe.

Hexeon: we owe ya.

Kimona: I could have erased the Karen but Blaze handled that unintentionally

Ezlo: *Gets a call from a pufferfish* what

???: Blaze is attacking the ice kingdom

Ezlo: bruh

Blazeon: oh well.

Frosteon: there really isn’t much we can do.

Oreo: then nice to meet you too, I am sorry that you had to deal with Blaze

Frosteon: it’s fine. I didn’t know she took cute as an insult.

Oreo: she is an absolute edgelord, recommend you don’t follow anyone to the meme realm

Frosteon: Noted. Well, I’ve got go catch up with Blazeon and Hexeon. Bye.

*she leaves*

-Roleplay end-

(I am not joking)

Oreo: GUYS WE NEED HELP KILLING THE KAREN

*Frosteon hides behind Hexeon*

Hexeon: what??

Frosteon: I don’t know anything, I don’t want to get involved.

*Frosteon gets picked up by someone*

Frosteon: *screams at the top of her lungs*

Hexeon: what in the hell is going on?

Oreo: the embodiment of entitlement is here, she is here because Blaze killed her kids

Hexeon: I’m still very confused.

*Frosteon jumps down and freezes everything*

Oreo: How hard is that to understand? Or are you just dumb

Karen: CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Ezlo: major mistake

Hexeon: this is literally the go***amn park, why the hell would there be a manager here?

*Frosteon and Hexeon start speaking in low whispers*

Frosteon: *to herself* I’m going to freeze everyone here. There are too many people around me.

Hexeon: *to Frosteon* I heard that. I’ll get you out of here as soon as possible.

Frosteon: *to Hexeon* it will be faster if I just freeze everyone.

Hexeon: *to Frosteon* don’t do it.

Frosteon: *to Hexeon* fine.

Hexeon: Ma’am, I don’t know who you think you are, but my sis is scared. I’m going to take her home now.

Frosteon: thank you..

Hexeon: *to herself* please let this work.

Oreo: the sylveon is an absolute retard

*Karen destroyed a building with entitlement alone*

*Frosteon freezes Oreo out of anger*

Hexeon: Frosteon!

Frosteon: I’M DONE! I’M FREEZING EVERYONE HERE!

*Frosteon then proceeds to freeze the Karen but is stopped by Hexeon when she was about to freeze Ezlo*

*Ezlo uses fire magic to unthaw Oreo but accidentally does it to Karen instead*

Karen: CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

*Frosteon re-freezes the Karen and Ezlo before Hexeon could stop her*

Hexeon: really?

Frosteon: I got angry.

Hexeon: at least let Ezlo go.

Frosteon: who is Ezlo?

Hexeon: oh my god, just let the ender-man go.

*Frosteon thaws Ezlo*

*Blaze noticed what Frosteon did*

Blaze: WOW, OREO WAS RIGHT ON YOU

Ezlo: oh no...

Hexeon: look who’s here.

*Frosteon hides behind Hexeon again*

Hexeon: hey Blaze.

Frosteon: I’m gonna be honest, Blaze looks like a floof.

Hexeon: don’t—

Frosteon: what? Their cuter than me.

Hexeon: I’m going to hope Blaze didn’t hear that.