nooo haha go brrr

NOOO! YOU CAN'T HAVE ALT ACCOUNTS! THATS OUR THING! IT'S THE ONLY SAFE SPACE WE HAVE LEFT AFTER WE GET BOOTED FROM R/ZEN OR BOOED OFF THE STAGE WHEN THE COMMUNITY REJECTS OUR PROSELYTIZING! HAHAHA, ACCOUNT-MAKER GO BRRRR.