Zero:???????

William: why do youhave those knives

Jack: Killing people is fun
William: Shut up

Jack: Yes I do
William: ANd if I dont, killing people is bad

(licking the blood off the knife)

(noice)
William: Your licking blood?

(Oh your owner on the ZeroTheHero stream to make the description wierd)
Jack: Eh, I like popcorn better

Jack: Okay
William: WHy do you like killing people?

William: Uh, okay
Jack: I like how pathetic they look

(Script time!)

Kitten: Yeah, they do look pretty pathetic *goes back to licking blood off the knife*

(K)
Jack: Ok one exception, there is a AU where William dies and he didn’t look very pathetic actually

(Oh yeah Kitten can be me irl or just Kitten in general- in this case me irl)

Kitten: Yes I know of that AU.

William: heh yeah

Zero: We took a vote, you people should stop killing
Jack: Hey! I didnt vote that

Insane me/Kitten: There's nothing you can do to stop us *psychopathic laughter*

Jack: True dat
William: Try us

Insane me/Kitten: Oh I will...But the REAL question is...Will Jack help you or me? *evil glitter in eyes*

Jack: *torn between the decision*
Zero: Its his choice
Jack: I side with kitten, Killing people is one of the only things that makes me happy

Insane me/Kitten: *whispers to Jack: Good choice~*

Jack: *whispers back* yeah
William: You know its illigeal though

Insane me/Kitten: You think I care? heh.

Jack: *laughs insanly*
Zero: EVERYONE RUN!!

Insane me/Kitten: *teleports in front of you* Not so fast *cuts arm deep with knife*

Zero: FUq you
Jack: Watch out for lucas!
Lucas: *turns into a dragon*

Insane me/Kitten: *teleports behind Jack and whispers: I know that* *puts an unbreakable barrier around Jack* (To Lucas) *purrs insanely* Try me

Lucas: *transforms back into human* THis cant hold me, *summons a bunch of magical guys from video games*

Insane me/Kitten: *teleports into Jack's barrier* *whispers* So what other things make you happy~? You said killing was ONE of them, so what are the others?

Jack: Me and the rest of the AU's have fun a lot

Insane me/Kitten: *purrs and licks Jack* Makes sense *glances outside the barrier for a moment and thinks: Pfft all of those are simple to beat*

Jack: Heh *blushes a bit*
All: *making a stratagy*

Insane me/Kitten: *purrs normally and thinks: He's so cute* *teleports out of the barrier* You're trying to make a strategy? *teleports back in the barrier*

All but jack: *literally just camping outside the barrier*

Insane me/Kitten: *licks Jack again and purrs*

Jack: *suprised and blushing* Uhh

Insane me/Kitten: *purrs louder* *thinks: He's not used to that.*

The rest but jack: *having a amzaing time*

Can I do this too

Insane me/Kitten: (obviously talking to Jack) I uhm....I have to tell you something...

Jack: Uh what

Insane me/Kitten: I...I love you *rubbing arm and blushing*

Me: becomes a thing

Me: buying Cheetos

Me irl: *wondering what that has anything to do with the scene*

Me:exits the store and sees what is going on

Lucas: Someone just showed up

Me: what happened here and why is this dude in a bubble with someone

Lucas: Dont ask

Me ok

Me: so what do we do now

Lucas: *transforms into a dragon*

Me: ok then ummmmm... I mean I can do this

Me: *charges lightning bolts and has lightning running thru body*

Zero: DO what?

Zero: what are you doing?

Me: showing you what I. An do

Zero: Well ok

So what now do we sit back and watch I have a lawn chair in my jeep

Zero: We set up camp

Me: btw my name is Jess

Zero: Okay, my name is ZeroTheHer, this is william, adam, jack, lucas, ethan, nate and red

Me: ok that's a lot of names to remember

Ink me: *shows up* It keeps growing

Jack: W-well *blushing and shaking nervously* I-I Like you t-too

Kitten: *Kisses Jack*
MSMG(who was behind you and everyone but Jack and Kitten): Y'all watching this? THIS IS GOOD!

Jack: *kisses back*
Lucas: Yep Im recording it

Kitten: *relaxes and continues kissing Jack*
MSMG: What are you gonna do with that recording lol

Lucas: put it on youtube *Uploads it*
Jack: *kissing time stops* YOU UPLOADED THAT!?

Kitten: *shooketh*
MSMG: BRUH WHY?! I mean it's juicy but WHY?!

Jack: What should we do to him?
Lucas: Because its what I do
Zero: We like doing unexpected things

Me: that's gonna get views just hope it doesn't get demonetized

Irl me: lol

Lucas: Its getting views allright

Kitten: Up to you
MSMG: Okay...

Jack: Okay, if nobody sees it its fine
LUcas: Dang its going so fast I bet everyone on youtube will see it

Kitten: Some people have probably already seen it...
Video: *gains like 1,000,000 more views*

Jack: Yeah *trying not to lose his cool on lucas*
Lucas: DANG IM GETTING SUBSCRIBES

Me: ooh jack got a girlfriend

Zero: YEp

Kitten: Please relax... *Kisses Jack again*

Jack: *relaxes*

Kitten: *continues kissing Jack*

Zero: Thats enough, he's only 14

Me irl: dafuq do you mean by that?

Zero: Enoughing kissing for rn

Me: go get a room you too

Kitten: Shut up!
MSMG: You shouldn't have said that. You should NOT have said that

Jess: I think I can handle a cat I'm the daughter of the god of thunder

Kitten: You do realize I'm not fully cat, right? *The area around everyone turns completely dark*

Jess: *sarcasticly* wow darkness so scary

Jess: *uses lightning to make it so she can see*

Jess: why shouldn't I have said that (I mean I was just toying around)

MSMG: Look up

Jess: *looks up*

Zero: Dafuq dude

Jess: what you mean dafuq

Zero: Is that needed

Jess: Is what needed

Zero: Nvm

Jess: was it the "get a room you two" reference?

Zero: it’s everything you have said

Jess: what can I say I'm humorous XD

Zero: Uh ok

Kitten: *purrs* I control the night *shows dark gray/black wings* *teleports scythe*

Jess: still not scared

Kitten: Never said you were or should be.

Jess: strikes with huge lightning bolt

Kitten: *unimpressed*

Two*

Me: wow jack is happy he has a boner already

Exactly lol

Also ima throw myself into the rp

ok lol

DUDE!

Xdddd

WHy though

Idk

Lol

Kitten: *stops kissing Jack*

Irl me: *blinks*

Zero: Good

Me: so now what

Lucas: RAID THE BARRIER

Me: ok

Me:, hold on

Zero: What

Again, me: *goes into store and gets AK-47* ok now let's do this

Zero: IGht

Me: ight let's go raid the barrier

Me: And while we are at it are there any bathrooms aroun

All: *shrugs*

Insane me: *hiding in a tree*

Zero: Dafuq is that *points to evil Gamecat*

Insane me: *quickly leaps to another tree*

Adam: Ive got this *sets gun to human mode and fires*

Me: I heard something in the trees

Me: sprays AK-47

Me: strikes gamecat with lightning

(gtg in 1 couple minutes, family link -_-)

Irl me: I still don't get why Kitten had to stop tho

(Ight, mine doesnt have a time limit XDDD)
Zero: Because
Lucas: RAID THE BARRIER

Irl me: Because why?
Kitten: *turns to Lucas* you do realize only me and Jack can get in and out of the barrier right?

Me: pulls out AK-47

Kitten: Bruh it's an unbreakable barrier

Btw Jess is my new au

Jess: I meant we shoot you so the barrier goes away

(fml)

Kitten: I'm in the barrier, in case you didn't notice. Also, shooting me won't kill me, so the barrier won't break

Jess: dang it

Me: this is how we get in

Zero: Because Im like a overpretective parent
Lucas: THAT WONT STOP ME *Summons a bunch of magic guys to break the barrier*

Kitten: BRUH. You can't break the barrier it's unbreakable

I know the password to mine so I can be on it when I want hahah

Same with the screentime on my phone parents dont know I do XDDD

They know I do but they don't really care or notice

Lucky

Luckyyyyy

Insane me: *dodges* *leaps to another tree*

Me: *strikes all trees with lightning and set them on fire*

Insane me: *stays put*

Trees: *burn down and go away*

Insane me: *generates shield*

Me: why are you so insane

IRL me: see what I did there #badpuns

Insane me: *enters the barrier Jack and Kitten are in* Cause...

I gtg