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The real question is how did they get lost, all they needed to do was go south and they went north.

The real question is how did they get lost, all they needed to do was go south and they went north. | BLAZEON, FROSTEON, AND BUGEON GET LOST ON THEIR WAY TO NEW DONK CITY AND THE END UP NEAR THE CITY OF LINUX. | image tagged in switch wars template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 5y,
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Lucifer: What a lovely city.
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*Meanwhile in the distance*

Frosteon: did you take a wrong turn because this isn’t New Donk City.

Blazeon: I think I accidentally went north instead of south.

Bugeon: I swear to god Blazeon.

Blazeon: hey, sorry, I wasn’t thinking. I probably should have noticed when I saw all the lava oceans nearby.

Frosteon: wonderful. Your supposed to be the one that doesn’t get lost.

Blazeon: I‘ve made some retarded mistakes.

Bugeon: no [redacted].
1 up, 5y,
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Lucifer: *suprises the eeveelutions from behind* What kind of mistakes did you make?
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Blazeon: the hell?

Frosteon: NO! WHY?!

*Frosteon begins to freeze over again*

Blazeon: not again.

Bugeon: great.. just great.

*Frosteon is now in a shell of ice*

Blazeon: can you not do that the next time you meet someone?

Frosteon: *from inside her ice shell* it’s hollow. Relax, I can I freeze myself when I want to.

Blazeon: ok den.
1 up, 5y,
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Lucifer: What? Did I scare you?
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Blazeon: well, your certainly scaring Frosteon.

Frosteon: shut up.

Bugeon: she’s normally scared when she realizes someone is near her now thanks to team rocket.

Blazeon: as far as I know, Nebula took care of them.

Frosteon: that doesn’t mean that no one else is like them.

Bugeon: also true, but you don’t need to freak out like this.

Blazeon: I was held by team rocket for around 15 years and now look at me. You were only held for one but now you start acting like this, what happened to the friendly Frosteon I once knew?

Frosteon: now your just being mean.

Blazeon: I almost died because of them, look at me now, I’m still here.

Frosteon: stop!!!

*Blazeon gets frozen in ice and Bugeon laughs*

Blazeon: I hate you.

Frosteon: back at ya brother.
1 up, 5y,
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Lucifer: Well how about I introduce myself. You might be suprised to hear this, especially the frosty one, I'm the devil. Yes, Satan himself.
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Blazeon: well that’s nice to know. Now Frosteon, let me out of this ice prison before I come over there and burn your tail off.

Frosteon: no.

Blazeon: think I can’t get out myself?

*a raging fire engulfs Blazeon and melts the ice*

Bugeon: HEY! WATCH WHAT YOUR DOING WITH THAT FIRE! YOU ALMOST BURNED ME!

Blazeon: sorry, but Frosteon’s going to be burned.

Frosteon: OK, OK I’M SORRY!

Blazeon: thank you. Also, why would Satan want to join switch wars? Aren’t you too busy ruling over what humans call hell?

Bugeon: I can’t wait for them to realize that there is no life after death.
1 up, 5y,
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Lucifer: Oh there's one reason why I joined switch wars. *starts speaking in a demonic voice and stares into the eeveelution's souls* So I can find more victims to eternally torment. And maybe trick someone into doing something cruel so they go to hell when they die. Who knows who I will trick, maybe it could be one of you.
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Blazeon: well, thanks for sparing us.

Frosteon: *casually begins to freeze Quantum in ice*

Quantum: hey, where is this ice coming from and why is it only clinging to me?

Bugeon: FROSTEON!

Frosteon: ok, I’ll stop.

*the ice disappears*

Quantum: thank you.

Frosteon: Blazeon, can we go see Giga, Royal, and the rest now?

Blazeon: sure.

Quantum: they’ve been waiting for you, I’ll teleport you over there.

Blazeon: you’ll really do that for us?

Quantum: yeah. I was sent to find you and bring you to them anyways.

Blazeon: thank you. Bye Lucifer.

*Quantum teleports everyone to New Donk City except for Lucifer*
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Nebula: hello Lucifer, I can say we’ve had this meeting 3279 times in multiple different multi-verses under different circumstances. Much of those were because I traveled through time.

Quantum: huh. So your the guy who helped Steam?

Frosteon: who’s Steam?

???: ~right here~

*Steam lands in front of everyone*

Blazeon: what’s up Steam?

Steam: ~Lucifer helped me finish my map.~

Blazeon: that’s nice.

*Frosteon looks like she’s about to freeze everyone in ice*

Bugeon: Frosteon I know what your thinking, don’t do it.

Frosteon: but I’m scared.

Bugeon: that’s really your excuse?

Frosteon: they all look like they can kill us right now!

Steam: ~funny... I won’t ever try to harm Psychozard or her friends.~

Frosteon: who’s Psychozard?

Blazeon: I’ll tell you later.
1 up, 5y
Lucifer: yeah I may steal souls, but I have to be a nice guy every once in a while. I even have to look after a child.
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0 ups, 5y,
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(I’m gonna continue when it’s not 3 in the morning if that’s ok with you)
1 up, 5y
ok
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Quantum: ok, I could go through time right now and I can definitely tell you that no one here told him about me.

Blazeon: you are the daughter of a god after all so it didn’t surprise me.

Bugeon: Wait, what?

Frosteon: Hold up, your friends with a god?!

Quantum: I swear to arceus, can I get you out of this mess before I have to go back in time to do it?

*Nebula appears*

Nebula: that won’t be necessary.

Quantum: hey mother.

Blazeon: hey Nebula.

Bugeon: can someone explain what’s going on?

*Frosteon freezes herself again because she is that shy now*
1 up, 5y
Lucifer: Hello Nebula. And if you're wondering how I know you, I know EVERYTHING about all the gods. That and I do something that you would probably call "stalking", but I call meeting someone without having to interact with them.
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*Frosteon gets angry*

Frosteon: want me to freeze you again?

Blazeon: don’t do it.

Frosteon: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t.

Bugeon: he just said he could steel our souls.

???: ok, that’s enough.

Frosteon: who said that?

Bugeon: the heck?

*Quantum appears*

Quantum: Blazeon, how did you end up here? I thought you said you were coming to New Donk City.

Blazeon: we got lost to say the least.

Quantum: and who is the dude with the red suit?

Bugeon: he calls himself Lucifer.
1 up, 5y
Lucifer: Oh hello Quantum.
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*Blazeon looks unimpressed while Frosteon freezes everything around her, including Lucifer*

Frosteon: oops.

Blazeon: WHAT HAVE I JUST SAID ABOUT—

Frosteon: that was an accident. I got scared again.

Bugeon: great.. now I cold as well.

Blazeon: time to get use out of this icy mess.

Frosteon: I’ve got it.

*the ice disappears*

Frosteon: happy?

Blazeon: yes.
1 up, 5y
Lucifer: My current goal is to steal souls, but maybe it will change to something less deadly, or something more sinister. I can say that I already like the frosty one, the way they get scared entertains me.
1 up, 5y,
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(Do you care if I said Blaze is there or not)
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(Sorry I wasn’t online, also I don’t care if you use Blaze)
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    BLAZEON, FROSTEON, AND BUGEON GET LOST ON THEIR WAY TO NEW DONK CITY AND THE END UP NEAR THE CITY OF LINUX.