“God [redacted] it.”

Swift: Now I really wish I was back to my original fire type state so I could save her.

Calvin: We could also just break the ice with something strong.

Swift: Shut up, melting it is way more fun.

(Sorry I was offline)

Bugeon: well, at least we found her.

Blazeon: this is going to take forever.

Swift: Well how about I start. *starts scratching at the ice*

Calvin: That's going to make freeing her even longer swift.

Blazeon: everyone step back I’ve got this.

*Fire surrounds Blazeon, everyone steps back to avoid being engulfed in flames*

Swift: *sees the fire* nononononononononono *steps back farther than anyone else*

Calvin: I guess that's what happens when you're a grass type and you're around fire.

Bugeon: relax. I’m technically a vaporeon. Nothing to be afraid of.

*the flames grow larger and warmer*

Swift: Yeah, well I'm not a fire type anymore, and I'm not even techinically a fire type.

Riverbi: What's going on here?

Calvin: A sylveon is trapped and we're trying to save her.

*the ice begins to melt*

Blazeon: this will probably take a few hours.

Bugeon: I’ll help.

Riverbi: How long has the sylveon been down there?

Bugeon: that’s one way to look at it.

*two hours later, Blazeon is halfway to Frosteon*

Calvin: I do have a lighter that I bought so I can help.
(don't ask me where he put the lighter when he doesn't have pockets)

Bugeon: you tell me.

Calvin: Well, at least we don't have to worry about her getting hurt or anything.

Bugeon: I think about 15 minutes before we started melting the ice.

*Bugeon casts a spell to make the ice melt more easily*

*the flames continue to get hotter*

Swift: Thats it, I'm out. Tell me when the ice has melted *runs away*.

Calvin: Why does she always run away?

Blazeon: go ahead, throw it down here. Just a warning though, you won’t get it back because it’s going to fuel my fire.

Calvin: that's ok I can just buy another one.

*the lighter gets engulfed and flames and Blazeon’s fire gets warmer*

*two hours later...*

Blazeon: ok, her head is free.

Frosteon: what are you doing down here?

*from up above*

Bugeon: we’re saving you.

*Frosteon saw Calvin*

Frosteon: AAAH NOOE I’M NOT COMING BACK UP.

*she begins to freeze over again*

Blazeon: STOP! YOUR MAKING THIS MORE DIFFICULT AND HE JUST HELPED US SAVE YOU!

Calvin: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure the waddle dee you saw before wasn't green.

Frosteon: ok, fine. If you went through all this trouble to save me, I’ll make everything normal again.

*the ice turns back to water and there is no more snow on the ground*

Swift: *comes out of a bush* Are you done yet?

*Blazeon and Frosteon swim back to shore*

Blazeon: I’ll let you answer that one. Ugh, I hate being wet.

Frosteon: ok.

*the water on Blazeon freezes into ice and Frosteon laughs*

Blazeon: I hate you.

Frosteon: ok, I’ll stop.

*the ice melts back into water*

Swift: Well I could swim in the water for a while, maybe that'll calm me down *jumps into the water*

Blazeon: ok, toss it down.

Calvin: *throws down the lighter*

*end*

Ezlo: well, I heard melon was here, what happened

(Sorry I wasn’t online)

Bugeon: she must have gotten scared of something.

Blazeon: this is going to take forever.

Ezlo: what exactly did Melon do?

Bugeon: all she did was take a video of the incident.

Blazeon: I’ll get to work.

*fire surrounds Blazeon and Bugeon has to step back to avoid being engulfed in flames*

Ezlo: oh great... she always records problems others cause

Bugeon: I don’t think Melon is the reason she ran though.

*the flames become larger and warmer*

Ezlo: Melon is nothing to be scared of unless you see a hydra

Bugeon: good to know.

*the ice begins to melt*

Ezlo: yep, Or saying anything mildly rude to me while Blaze is nearby, I hate my life

Bugeon: no.

Blazeon: Ezlo, you might as well tell him now.

*Ezlo says everything*

Ezlo: I hate my life

Bugeon: what?

*the flames continue to get hotter*

Ezlo: forget what I said

Bugeon: that’s nothing one my spells can’t fix, I’ll just apply a spell to her that stops her from attacking me.

Blazeon: you realize that won’t work.

Ezlo: you can’t use magic to fully protect yourself from a god unless it’s Kimona- DAMNIT

Bugeon: no idea who that is but good to know.

Ezlo: hold up, you don’t f**king know

Bugeon: ok?

Blazeon: you two will still be up there while I’m gone right?

Bugeon: yeah.

*Two hours later, Blazeon is halfway down to where Frosteon is*

Ezlo: should I use my fire magic because this may be quicker if I do?

Blazeon: go ahead, I don’t have that far to go, it’s just this packed ice is being a [redacted].

Bugeon: I’ll help as well.

*Bugeon casts a spell to make the ice melt quicker*

Bugeon: sometimes I forget I’m also a psychic type.

*Ezlo repeatedly throws fireballs at the ice*

Ezlo: don’t ask how I can do that

Bugeon: I won’t.

*two hours later...*

Blazeon: I’ve got her head free.

Frosteon: so.. care to tell me what’s going on brother?

Bugeon: we’re saving you again.

Ezlo: why is the Sylveon in ice?

Frosteon: AAAAHH NOPE I’M NOT GOING BACK UP.

*Frosteon begins to freeze over again*

Blazeon: STOP! Ezlo just helped me save you and your making it more difficult. Stop!

Frosteon: fine. I could just do this you know.

*the ice disappears and everything returns to normal*

Ezlo: oh no he is back

Frog bee: EZLO GET BACK HERE

*Ezlo teleports away*

Frosteon: guess it’s a good think I froze it.

*Blazeon and Frosteon swim back to shore*

Blazeon: ugh, I hate being wet.

Frosteon: ok.

*the water on Blazeon freezes into ice and Frosteon laughs*

Blazeon: I hate you.

Frosteon: ok, I’ll stop.

*the ice melts back into water*

Ezlo: hopefully she isn’t committing genocide right now

(Sorry I’m late I went offline again)

Frosteon: I guess I’m safe from Blaze then because I usually run if I know someone spots me.

Blazeon: Blaze can find you anywhere. Nowhere is safe from her.

*Blaze’s ‘voice’ is heard*

“Now that is correct”

Ezlo: well, what did you expect

Blazeon: you know she probably is.

Frosteon: who?

Bugeon: Ezlo, I’m going to let you explain this again.

(Went to get ice cream so sorry if this is late)

*Ezlo explains more stuff*

Bugeon: what the fu-

Frosteon: not another one... *she freezes frog be in a block of ice*

Blazeon: why didn’t you do that the first time instead of hiding in a river?

Frosteon: cause I was very scared.

Blazeon: it still didn’t make sense.

*Ezlo comes back*

Ezlo: the frog is delusional like most meme clones, Blaze definitely wouldn’t send him to get me

Frosteon: I’m going to go freeze myself again.

Bugeon and Blazeon: NOOO!

Ezlo: NO

*Frosteon is already freezing over again*

Blazeon: stop!

Frosteon: fine.

Ezlo: Blaze is no problem when I am around

Blazeon: also true.

Ezlo: I took Blazeon and Hexeon there and they survived

Blazeon: I’m still here aren’t I? Also, Hexeon is alive as well.

Frosteon: fine. Where are the others anyway?

Bugeon: yeah, you haven’t told us Blazeon.

Blazeon: I’ll take you to them soon.