Kris: may i dare sans?

Zero: yes

Kris: ahh i dare Sans to yeet Charas chocolate

Pretend the chair is chocolate

Kris: ok. now i dare sans to say i love you to frisk XD

Zero: no, we don’t do that here

Kris: AWWWW MAN!!!!!!!!!!

Kris: i dare sans to fight furret

Sans: whyyyhyhhhh

Kris: because. i want you too and Cookie made Zero fight furret.

Sans: fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, but away from papyrus

Kris: ok. NOW FIGHT

Sans: *standing*

Sans: *still standing there*

Furret: furret (FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!!)

Sans: You havent killed anyone

Furret: FITE ME

Sans: But you havent done genocide
Zero: sans wont fight you

Furret: i have done genocide.

Sans: Everyone is still alive

Furret: FITE ME OR I FITE YOU

Kris: PAPYRUS!!!!! FURRET HAS THREATENED SANS!!!!!!
Furret: FITE ME

Papyrus: I, the great papyrus will save sans

Kris: sure ya will
Furret: FITE ME

Papyrus: Throws some bones at furret

Furret: *dodges*

Papyrus: *throwing more bones*

Furret: *dodging then attacking Papyrus*

Papyrus: Hah, I, the great papyrus will not go down that easy

Furret: *FITING PAPYRUS*
Kris: this fight is taking forever. what do you thinl chara?
Chara: i think i want my chocolate back and this is taking forever

Zero: Stop hurting the smol innocent bean that is papyrus

Furret: no i dont think i will because i have nothing else to do
Kris: *watching intensififes*

Sans: STOP!

Furret: why?

Sans: DOnt kill my brother

Furret: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

Sans: good

Furret: *sad furret noises*

Sans: *happy sans noises*

Kris: well can i fite chara?

Anna: may i dare Chara?

BONETROUSLE INTENSIFIED

Me: hi

Papyrus: HELLO HUMAN!
Sans: sup

Me: You two are friendlies?

Sans: depends

Me: I'm not here to harm anyone

Sans: Then we are friendly

Me: Be wary, however. The Unkown will harm you.

Papyrus: what do you mean

Me: the Unkown use ships designed to destroy their eneimes as effecintly as possible.
(I need help. I tried to roast Pinkloving and it backfired)

(K)
Sans: We arnt thier enimes

Me: So, you're just gonna let them rip apart your planet for resources?

Papyrus: No! I the great papyrus shall protect us!
Zero (original): Wdym rip the planet in half

Me: they stop at nothing to expand their empire. They do this by finding planets with life, either killing on enslaving the population, stripping the useable stuff, and finally, planting detonators to destroy the planet.

Lucas: Wait thats illeagal

Me: That's why we need to destroy The Core. It's the thing that controls the entire fleet.

William: Well we have more AU's then ever now

Me: Can some of them travel to the most distant star known?

Zero: If we had a ship, all of us could

Me: Mabye my older sister knows someone that has a ship.

Zero: That works

Me: *texts Juniper* She should reply soon.

William: Okay there are two new AU's, Ethan and Nate

Me: Hello

Ethan: Hi
Nate: Heyo

Me: *phone dings* *looks at text* Yea. She knows someone.

Lucas: Okay, lets go

Me: She also sent us an address. *texts back* *gets a reply* It appears Juniper's friend is named... Natsuki? Did I pronounce that correctly?

Zero: *shrugs*

Me: anyways, let's go.

All: Okay

~a few minutes later~
Me: we're here. *sees Natsuki repairing a car* I think that's her.

Adam: perhaps
Lucas: we have literaly no idea what we singed up for

Me: I'll do the talking. *walks to the car* uh... hi
Natsuki: huh? *hits her head on the cars hood* Ow...

All 7 of me: *watching*

Me: You ok?
Natsuki: Yea... I'm fine.
Me: I'm Kat, by the way.
Natsuki: Oh, your sister told me about you.

William and lucas: *having a literal pokemon battle*

Me: So, I heard you have a ship capable of traveling between stars.
Natsuki: yep. I call it the Event Horizon. Built it myself. Also comes with a huge fleet of ships to fight enemies.
Me: Can we borrow it? We need to destroy the Unkown's core.
Natsuki: On one condition.
Me: What?
Natsuki: I get to come with.

William: *stops the battle* Ight lets save the multiverse

Natsuki: I'll set the coordinates
Me: I'll ready the ships

All: *huddles together and puts a plan together*

Me: *sends a message to The Empire*
Natsuki: The coordinates have been set

Zero: Okay we are ready

Natsuki: Lets go

Lucas: Okay lets go

Natsuki: *opens a door on the Event Horizion* *climbs in*

All: *sits down*
William And jack: *Making space helmets for his pokemon*

Me: *is looking at a Manticore*
Natsuki: Hi
Me: Oh hi
Natsuki: You seem really skilled when it comes to repairing ships and stuff.
Me: So?
Natsuki: how would you like a job? You know... working with me, fixing ships and cars and all that stuff?

All my AU's: *playing uno*

Me: hmm...
Natsuki: *smiles and lightly blushes* so, what do you say?
Me: sure.

Lucas: Uno!

Me: Looks like they're playing uno
Natsuki: Yeah. say, what ship are you gonna pilot?
Me: Manticore

All: *starts another uno round*

Natsuki: Oh, cool!
*alarm goes off*
Me: What is it?
Natsuki: There's a distress becon nearby.

Jack: *testing the pokemon space preperations by putting them on William's pokemon*

Me: does it take us off course?
Natsuki: Unfortunately, yes...

Jack: Okay they work
William's pokemon: *happy pokemon noises*
William: Great!
All: *playing uno again*

Natsuki: *turns the ship towards the rescue becon*
Me: *is slightly nervous* what if it's a trap? *grabs Natsuki's hand*
Natsuki: *holds hand up* uhh... *intensely blushes*
Me: I'm sorry...
Natsuki: It's ok...

All: *puts the uno cards down* ight lets save whoever needs help

Me: yes... lets...
Natsuki: *continues holding my hand*

William: Quick question, how are we going to, we are in space?

Natsuki: Easy! We'll approach using one of the frigates and establish communications.
Me: I'll go.

William: Ight, we shall continue uno

Me: *climbs into Scout* I'm ready...
Natsuki: *releases ship*
Me: I'm approaching the becon...
Civilian captain: Greetings! I am the captain of a small band of merchants. We have run out of fuel. We would really appreciate it if you could give us some.

All: *playing uno*

Me: I'll go get some for you! *flies to ship, gets 10 gallons of fuel, and returns*
Captain: Thank you very much. I've sent a map of the stars to your main ship.
Natsuki: I see the border of the Unkown territory...
Me: Bye! *flies off*

Zero: Uno!

Me: *come back* I'm back inside.

William: Ok!