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O-oh god..

“Eldtritch Astral is Blaze’s son” - Jerry

YES

Galeem Kirby: my clones are good

His clones:

Angel kirby: Mine are betur

Dharkon Kirby: mine can do simple tasks

Demon kirby: like dying

Dharkon Kirby: no, like doing work

Galeem Kirby: ironic that I caught you eating some of them

*Angel kirby is meanwhile trying to eat gloze*

(Who is Gloze, is that the clone?)

Dharkon Kirby: you are allowed to eat the clones if you want, like look at Blaze, there are tons dying everyday

Astral: i’ll suck his soul
Demon kirby: I regret you
Angel kirby: i will help
Celest:ಠ_ಠ

*Jerry comes in*

Jerry: hey octagons, your mom wants you

Dharkon Kirby: w h a t t h e f u c k

*Astral vores jerry*
Astral: Nobody cares

*Meanwhile, Dharkon Kirby vored Bloze*

Dharkon Kirby: don’t have to deal with Bloze anymore

Galeem Kirby: YOU ASSHOLE

*a dorito just bursts through the door.*

Lix: lerolero wut happened here?

Lux: wrong time buddy.

Lix: Oh.

Ezlo: reality destroying shit!

*astral vores dharkon kirby*

“hA“

*insert Blaze who vored the light realm and Dark realm*

Blaze: ha

Lix: OwOkay.

*he just licks Mucky for no reason.*

Mucky: -_-...

*Ezlo cuts off Lix’s tounge*

Ezlo: NO

Halowooney: f**k this *delets reality*

Kimona: f**k this *Deletes everything*

Lix: oh no.

Lux: TAKE THAT-

Sparky: can we all admit that Mucky is Kirby and Spheron’s love child after they went on a honeymoon in the sewers?-

Mucky: WTF!?

Ezlo: idiot Dorito

Sparky: you still can’t destroy my theory UwU

Mucky: don’t make me...

Lux: OH NO! NOW I FEEL LIKE I’M DATING REDDY-

Reddy: *le gasp* YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A CRUSH ON ME????

Lux: NO-

Harold: *with infinity gauntlet* I’ll snap

Ezlo: NO

(Yes)

*Bloze is screaming like a baby*

Galeem Kirby: DONT HURT MY CHILD

*He shoves Angel Kirby off Bloze*

Dharkon Kirby: what the f**k did you just say

(I mean bloze)

Reddy: do it then lol.

*he grabs Turk and then grabs Sparky and Lux, and then.. they did a forced fusion.*

Yuanjian: rawr!

*le snap*

Yuanjian: *yeets themself out of earth.*

Mucky: WAIT NO- ugh...

*Mucky just vores a bird, gets wings and flies out of there.*

Octa: Welp-

*Ezlo leaves, earth is gone now*

Angel kirby: he looks like he wants to die
Demon kirby: i regret your existence

Bloze: ajjandmnanansnwmwkwjwj

Dharkon Kirby: imma put the clone down, who wants to help?

Galeem Kirby: NO

Hitler astral

Yep

Watch me make a “Astral is Blaze’s son joke”

Celest: bruh

Jerry: it’s Blaze’s Daughter

Blaze: excuse me what the f**k