lol idk I was bored while making this

Kat(Hunger Games AU): oh hai. I'm Kat

My comment is cursed, isn't it?

Yes.

r/cursedcomments

LOL

Kat: Hi

Lia: Hi there!

Kat: Im Kat

Lia: I'm Lia. How are you?

Kat: Good. You?

Lia: Could be worse. Just spent half the last day fighting with Sophia over a piece of candy. She won it >:(=

Kat: *gives Lia a piece of candy* here you go...

Lia: Thank you so much! *happy face*

Jerry: dammit!

Ace: *teleports scythes out of his timeline and slashes Jerry with them*

Jerry: *dodges the scythe* you'll have to do better than that

Ace: *casts a spell to keep Jerry in place and surrounds him with scythes slashes him with them*

Jerry: oh n- *dies*

Everyone that died from Jerry: *comes back to life*

???: Hola senoritas, senors *tips hat*

Kat: You're welcome!

Jerry: hold on! When I killed your friend I wasn't myself

Ace: *dodges and teleports to another timeline*

Ace: *silently backs away*

Kat: ?

Lia: HOLD ON WHO DID YOU KILL?!

Lia: *gets back up and wipes eyes* Maybe I can fix that....

Lia: *falls to the ground crying*

Jerry: I turn evil randomly and I have a taste for killing

Kat: Ok...

Lia: *eats candy happily*

Jerry: *sees ace* *shoots*

Jerry: btw I'm just kidding there is no evil me I am always hungry for killing *grabs gun and shoots Lia* *grabs knife and stabs kat*

Jerry: I'm terribly sorry.... I can't control the evil me

Kat: *gets out an Infinite Improbablity Drive*

Jerry: and msmg....

Jerry: I killed kitten...

Jerry: dammit but at least I got those two pests

Jerry: *is on the moon* *can't hear*

Doomsday machine: oh well... time to begin the big crunch... *fires huge laser beam into the center of the universe*

Jerry: I guess we're not on earth then. *Puts space helmet on* fly us to the moon. Quick!
???: Ok anything it takes to survive!

Doomsday machine: *in demonic voice* Bring everyone you killed back to life, and leave them alone permanently... only then will I consider sparing you and your friends...

Jerry: *gets friends with powers to protect him with a shield*

Computer: nothing can protect you from the doomsday machine once it's activated...

Jerry: hi.....

Kat: *somehow survives the stab*

Kat: GTFO

Jerry: *stabs kat again to make sure he is dead*

Kat: *hits big red button that reads "activate doomsday machine" before dying*

???: What about zero and jack and all them

???: *Walccs in* *stops doomsday device*

Doomsday machine: *reactivates* Unless you bring everyone you and your friends killed back to life and leave everyone alone permanently, I will destroy the universe and everything in it!!

???: I'm not with that Jerry dude... I was his enemy. And his *cough* trainer *cough* but that's in the past

DM: *stops* Really? You can help me stop him then, right?

???: Obviously you haven't caught up on the news... He got slashed in half on the moon

DM: could you bring my creator and his friends back to life?

(learning time with buffguff) (cats purr when they are horny) (lesson one dismissed)

(Not all the time)

???: Sadly... No but I know someone who can it's just very risky. Are you willing to take the chance?

DM: No... I might have a special trick to revive them... *sends out healing pulse waves*
Kat: *gasps* oh man... *coughs*

???: My name is guff

Kat: Guff...

???: Welcome back to life kid. *Tosses some Doritos* enjoy this back to life snack

???: Yo eat your Doritos or I will

Kat: *opens bag* who are you?

???: I taught him everything he knew. But I still kept some info to myself

Kat: What is your name?

???: Your new fighting coach.

Kat: Ok... *looks around* Do you have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?
Lily: *smacks him* Bruh... You're too young!

???: Cuz you got your ass kicked by that jerry

Kat: Yes, yes I did.

(who did lily smack)

(Kat)

???: You know why I'm your new coach?

Kat: No...

(oh ok)

Lia: *tilts head to the side* what's that?

Kat: *ear flicks* Oh this? This is an Infinite Improbablity Drive

Lia: Why'd your ear flick?

Kat: Fly...

Lia: Oh.

Kat: yea... I'm a cat/human hybrid