Frigid: HA! You’re one of the creators of this multiverse?
E: frigid stop!
Swampa: i’d Best stay outta this fight...
*frigid slams e against a wall*
Frigid: the creators of the multiverse in my reality were much fiercer
Bugs: she’s kinda right
*frigid howls in agony*
Frigid: why you little
*frigid grabs Oreo and smashes her between two walls until she’s dead before swallowing her whole*
Frigid: she’s gonna come back isn’t she?
Swampa: why don’t yall shut up and stop arguing you stupid bitches!
Turqoise: woah Swampa what the hell was that about?
Swampa: I just wanted to feel powerful
Turqoise: well now that that’s over with, RUN!!!
*swampa and turqoise run away*
Bugs Bonnie: time to die
*he shoots himself in the head*
Bugs: oh wait, I can’t die
//at frigid\\
Frigid: stop following me asthole and GAYleem ir I’ll commit universal destruction
Frigid: yeah just frickin leave me alone
Bugs Bonnie: ptskrakgalgxlhckgxkfjrasiriqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqpkihygtfrdeswaq
//meanwhile in the other timeline\\
Sans Kirby: are we there yet?
???: shut up it’ll only be about 5 billion more years
Sans Kirby: no! I can not take this anymore
*they start fighting*
???: now we’re even farther off course! You pitiful fool. You should die a long and painful death
Sans Kirby: look who’s talking
Frigid: liar!
*she pulls up a chart of every f**king time galeem has stalked her*
Frigid: and anyway dharkon, I’ve never stalked anyone
//alternate timeline\\
Sans Kirby: her heart is too icy to even want to stalk anyone
???: enough with your puns!!!!
Frigid: is this some weird joke you guys have? Like adding kiko to the end of stuff? Whatever I’ma go have lunch
*she leaves to probably kill and eat many beings*
*frigid comes back*
Frigid: damnit I couldn’t find Oreo anywhere, and I’m still starving. I haven’t even eaten anything
*frigid looks around at everyone with a weird look in her eyes*
E: no don’t do it
Bugs: we’re all dead
E: what the heck just happened?
*frigid starts to transform into her universe form*
*e slaps her until she stops and wakes up*
E: bad thot dragon!
*e quickly flies away before frigid kills him*
Frigid: whatever, I’ll just pick up some souls from bugs’ restaurant
Frigid: galeem kirby is so pathetic, he’s not even a worthy competitor and why am I being treated like some kind of gladiator?
E: fight fight fight fight!
Frigid: why are you here?
Bugs: I’m not
*bugs somehow disappears*
Frigid: you are the most confusing creature eve
*bugs appears next to e*
Bugs Bonnie: puslgsoxdoxsottotsitdsos
E: suppity sup sup sup
Frigid: inescapable? Pff I can crack this thing easily
*scratches and bites and freezes but the box does not budge*
E: Haha thot dragon go smash smash
Bugs: phspgsotdyoxogcphdogaigvjlclhccphdphsogs
Frigid: why? This just motivates me to murder and devour even more!
Bugs: no! My life’s work!
*cerulean appears*
Cerulean: bugs, it took you like two hours to make that place
Bugs Bonnie: oh yeah I forgot