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Ignore the cookie. | So, I've been working from home for about three months. And one day I just felt like I should try growing my nails a bit because I just wanted to know what that's like. Now I'm back at the office and I cut them short again. And now I feel weird. I miss them... | image tagged in does this count as dysphoria,weird | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,047 views 12 upvotes Made by WiteRabid 4 years ago in LGBTQ
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2 ups, 4y,
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2 ups, 4y
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
-Sure, this sounds foolish but from your words on my latest submission, I've wonder to say like 'messing with virginity in medium age could be stupid' & as visited & also meanwhile reading your great creations, been over situation when its true for writing 'weird stuff' how see here those drilling mind phrases, something above normal human deduction, strange and mysterious combined! This is early morning, I should go sleep but promise to introduce my mind around your rich imagination, stay cool!
1 up, 4y
I have to admit it is sometimes difficult to know exactly what you mean. (I'm guessing English isn't your first language?) Like your latest post in the sex stream; it could simply be about the daily struggle of keeping your horny self in check, which I totally agree with. But when reading it in a malevolent voice it sounds a bit like a "red pill/blue pill" complaint that hot women should just be ok with being grabbed by the hair and pulled into the bushes to help "cure virgins". I chose to believe you meant the first and I hope I'm right. 🙈
K8. M
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Slobbery Futurama Fry | WHEN HE SAYS"IGNORE THE COOKIE " | image tagged in slobbery futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
You're asking the impossible man. Now I want to know what kind it is, lol.
1 up, 4y
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😂 Well, actually it's chocolate with cookies in it.
1 up, 4y,
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Now they're back to this. 🙈 Something is just missing... I can't scratch like I used to, I keep missing tge letters while typing,... and worst of all I don't want to look at them anymore... They look so... blunt...
K8. M
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
I hate the first few days after I cut my nails. I need something like you said to scratch, peel things, open stuff, nails are so useful!
0 ups, 4y
I thought I'd get used to it but I still haven't... 🙈
K8. M
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Your hands look very feminine. But judging from your last comment in the Tank, I'm guessing you're a guy. 😂
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Well, sometimes I'm not quite sure... I don't think I'm a woman in the wrong body. Usually I feel quite comfortable being born male. But I don't really identify with most "male" attributes, when people talk about men I don't feel I'm included in that group and I definitely get along better with women on average. And the guys I do like are usually also more like me and not like the classic male role model. I still haven't found a definition that feels right for me. Some people have suggested demi-boy, which is closer than most descriptions but not perfect. I'll keep looking. I just figured the nails might be another symptom that could help figuring it out. 🙈
K8. M
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Aww, that must be difficult. I really hope you figure it out and find peace with who you are. :)
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Thank you. ♥️ I try not to dwell on it too much. If there is a solution it will come to me and for now I'm calling it "questioning" and I think I'd even be ok with it being as far as I get. It reminds me that I will always be questioning gender roles because I'm not the person to blindly follow expectations. I always have to find a reason to what I do that makes sense to me. In that way I already am quite at peace with who I am. And society probably never will be anyway (not just because of my gender questioning - I have other issues as well... 😅).
K8. M
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
That's very well said. I think questioning could fit every human being because don't we all spend our lives trying to find out who we are not just as far as gender. We're all on a journey. If you're at peace that's what matters. Best not to overthink think it like you said. As crazy as our society is, it's probably good to not fit in. Lol.
0 ups, 4y
Definitely true. With a society like this I really don't want to fit in. 😅
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So, I've been working from home for about three months. And one day I just felt like I should try growing my nails a bit because I just wanted to know what that's like. Now I'm back at the office and I cut them short again. And now I feel weird. I miss them...