UNO Draw 25 Cards

Ezlo: oh I hope frigid doesn’t get out of the jail

Aster: very poor choice of words

Frigid: hello idiots

Aster: haha you jinxed us ezlo

Ezlo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Frigid: don’t worry, I’m not gonna f**k anything up I wanted to finally be good....ish

Aster: lies, you are probably gonna eat us

Ezlo: imma just go ask Dharkon Kirby to kill me now

Frigid: do I look like the kinda creature that lies.
E: yes
Frigid: seriously, how do you keep showing up like that
E: it’s a cultural thing
Frigid: everything’s a cultural thing with you

Aster: your culture is like the equivalent of the clones humans made

Eleman: mildly ironic that something as ugly as you was saying that, I am one of those clones but not a fail

Ezlo: it’s a Galeem type thing, there is the correction

(What does eleman look like?)
Frigid: whatever will you people ever except me?
\\meanwhile far away//
???: We’ve found her, cmon sans
Sans: but how the hell are we gonna get their unnoticed?
???: we don’t need to be unnoticed, and plus, we’re Kirbies and there are tons of them there
Sans Kirby: it’ll still take a while
???: then we better get going

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Eleman: I’ll accept you when I get the background check on you

*Ezlo says everything she did within 5 minutes*

Eleman: never in my life would I accept someone like that

Aster: idiot

Frigid: how do you except blaze then? She’s as awful as me

Eleman: the havoc she causes has slowed down tremendously, and she kills criminals

Ezlo: fair point

Aster: but she is kinda rude sometimes, the angery floof is rude

E: no no no no no!
*e releases a cosmic blast of energy that knocks everyone away*
Frigid: Woah, you can do that?
E: *culture intensifies times 100000000*
Frigid: umm, ok I guess I’ll leave him alone then
Bugs: su-
*frigid yeets him at the wall*
Bugs: wtf
Frigid: bugs you better shut up
Bugs: whatever

*Blaze goes to wherever he was from and kills everyone that was in his culture*

Blaze: now you have no culture

Aster: smart move, kimona won’t know

Ezlo: we should say that they were evil people

Eleman: haha bee culture go aaaaa

E: wait, I’m free? I’m finally free? Thank you! Thank you so much! There were so many limitations, but now I’m free! Sup sup suppity sup sup! Ha! I can say it all I want! Sup. Suppppppp, I like that word, sup.
Frigid: I kinda liked it better when he had a culture

Ezlo: remove the beard shadow now, or die

E: I can’t, it is literally just what I look like
Frigid:sure it is
E: no it actually is
Bugs: sure it is
Frigid: stop copying me

Ezlo: bugs, please f**k off

Aster: Ezlo, Please f**k off

Ezlo: shut it ultra simp

Eleman: working for Kimona as a guy means you are simp

Aster: I am genderless

Frigid: sure you are.
Bugs: ight imma head out
E: sup. Sup suppity sup. Sup sup sup. Suuuuuuuuppppppppopp.
*bugs leaves*
E:sup bugs
Frigid: he just left
E: sup
Frigid: go away

Blaze: if you don’t shut your mouth I’ll erase you from existence

Ezlo: do it

Eleman: ahahannasnhbeysybshabhnanawhnwnw

Aster: eggo my leggos

*e shuts up*
Frigid: good. Hey is anyone else hungry? Or is it just me
E: suggestion, run
(I gotta go soon so rp tommorow?)

Blaze: well time to just go somewhere else

Ezlo: OH F**K

Eleman: idfc about that

Aster: GAHWNS SHEHWBAHBANWHWHW

*frigid goes off and devours some mortals*
\\in that alternate timeline//
???: we will come for you soon frigid, just you wait
Sans Kirby: yeah
???: she can’t hear us
Sans Kirby: oh yeah
(End of roleplay)

Frigid: I’ve killed galeem kirby before, doesn’t he count as a criminal
E: well yes but actually no

Eleman: how?

Ezlo: E leave your culture this instant

Aster: HEY GALEEM KIRBY IS BEHIND YOU FRIGID

Frigid: i don’t care, dimwit can do nothing to me
E: *culture intensifies*

Aster: .-. Yeah but he can still do light attacks that hurt

Ezlo: or commit world of light

Aster: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Eleman: how did you kill Galeem? Someone tell me how she did it

Ezlo: imagine asking that

Eleman: imagine considering the evil gods your family

Aster: lol

Frigid: do you even want to know?
*turns around, grabs galeem, and slams him onto a cheese grader, grading his face off*
E: no
Frigid: try an stop me
E: no
Frigid: umm ok then

(He wasn’t there, Aster said it as a joke)

Eleman: yes I want to know

Aster: why don’t you look like an Eldtritch being then, Ezlo?

Ezlo: a d o p t i o n b i t c h

(Sorry he’s always there so I expected him to actually be there)
E: no you don’t
Frigid: buzz off manbee
E: dragon
Frigid: that’s not even an insult
Frigid whatever so basically, I ate galeem

Eleman: time to die *starts breathing fire in the direction of Frigid*

Aster: Ezlo dad got eaten

Ezlo: he is more like the uncle that’s the family joke, Dharkon is like my dad

Blaze: whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny

Aster: your mom is here-

*Gets hit by a fireball*

Ezlo: KARMA BITCH

Blaze: I’m actually here to see what the hell was Eleman doing

*frigid dodges all of them with her eyes closed then freezes eleman solid*
Frigid: sup blaze
*e slaps frigid*
Frigid:wtf dude
E: the s word is very offensive in my culture
Frigid: su-
*e slaps her again*
Bugs: dude, your culture sucks

Blaze: I’ll cancel the culture now

*Eleman breaks out of the ice*

Eleman: Sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup

Ezlo: I want to die

Blaze: no I want to die

Ezlo: LEGO my EGGO

Aster: sup asshole bee known ass eeeee