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The battle begins | D4SH BATTLES XBOX AND CORRUPTED D4SH TO KEEP THEM FROM CORRUPTING AND DESTROYING THE SWITCH WARS MULTI-VERSE. HE ALSO MANAGES TO SAVE STEAM. | image tagged in switch wars template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 4y,
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Lux: TIME FOR DEATH LEGO BRICKS!

PumpP1e: ahem, isn’t one of us missing?

Lux: wait..

*Lux gets tackled to the ground by Sparky.*

PumpP1e: oh there he is!

Lux: AGH- PAWS OFF!

*the controlled cube was snarling at him.*

Lux: AAAAAAICAN’TFIGHTTHIM-
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*Steam gets freed by Quantum, Steam then lifts Sparky off of Lux with his claws*

D4sh: it’s time to end you once and for all corrupted me!

Corrupted D4sh: come and get me.
1 up, 4y,
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PumpP1e: that doesn’t mean I’m fighting as well!

*he throws a literal explosive pumpkin pie at Steam.*

Lux: that’s the most dumbest looking attack I’ve ever seen.. /-\

Reddy: DON’T WORRY I’LL EAT IT-

*he tries to eat the pie but it explodes and he falls to the ground.*

Lux: when I meant dumb looking I did not meant it wasn’t dangerous!
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0 ups, 4y,
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*D4sh hands Lux a ban hammer, then he appears behind Corrupted D4sh*

D4sh: hey guys.

Corrupted D4sh: WAIT WHAT?! *he gets struck by D4sh’s ban hammer and dies, the multi-verse he came from gets destroyed*
1 up, 4y,
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Reddy: this is for bamboozling me you rotten little shet.

*PumpP1e manages to get teleported in Sparky’s place so Lux accidentally whams him on the head with the hammer.*

Lux: OH GOD.. WHAT DID I DO...

Sparky: rrr.. GRAOW!

Lux: thank god.

Reddy: Welp we’ll be leaving you here so you two can have some alone time!

Sparky: ..!?

Lux: w-what!? You can’t just leave me like this!

Reddy: okay you know what-

*Reddy just teleports Pump here and mind controls him so he gets the plug.*

Mucky: wow! He can still be affected by that?

Reddy: yes because he’s STUPID!

*he just plugs it into Sparky and it drains the corruption.*
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0 ups, 4y,
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*D4sh let’s Blaze ban Xbox*

D4sh: I guess my work here is done.
1 up, 4y,
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Sparky: w-what happened.. oh hey.. aren’t you the one who I predicted joining?

Mucky: you forgot another one.

Sparky: uh..

Mucky: yes?

Sparky: it’s just- there’s slime everywhere.

Mucky: eh, it’s normal. *he swallows some magma cream and now he’s made of magma.*

Reddy: ima just do this and... *he just starts drawing on Pump’s face* and there.

*he stops mind controlling him.*

PumpP1e: wh... WHAT!? WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME!? NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID...

*all of a sudden he gets set on fire and he gets sent to somewhere.*

PumpP1e: I’LL BE BAAAAAAaaaaa... *the portal creates a mushroom cloud*
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0 ups, 4y,
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D4sh: that’s what the ban hammer was for...

*Steam and Quantum were looking at his broken wing and didn’t notice*
1 up, 4y,
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Sparky: [00] is that dragon okay?

Lux: his wings seem.. uh..
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0 ups, 4y,
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*the part of his wing that got ripped off was sitting in the corner of the room*
1 up, 4y
Lux: I can heal wounds but only something like scars, THIS.. I can’t fix it.

Reddy: me neither, we should get some mechanic wings for him.

Sparky: that’s a bad idea Red.
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0 ups, 4y,
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Quantum: well, maybe Venomeon can fix this...

D4sh, we’ll, I’ve gotta hop universes now bye guys. *he leaves switch wars*
1 up, 4y
BlooneyTune: Bye bye!

*Blooney just runs to a spike and respawns in Area 51.*

Mucky: eh.
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0 ups, 4y
*Quantum teleports everyone back to the surface*
1 up, 4y,
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Blaze: ban time

Televus: I have two ban hammers now
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0 ups, 4y,
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*they all board the ship and Quantum resumes time*

Quantum: alright, here we go.

D4sh: it’s time to end you once and for all corrupted me!

Corrupted D4sh: come and get me.

*Steam is still chained to the wall, Nebula however has teleported into space incase Corrupted D4sh tries to escape*
1 up, 4y,
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*Blaze becomes the ban hammer*

Blaze: imma just block you from life like how underage users get blocked from the bee swarm simulator wiki

*the hammer starts floating towards corrupted d4sh
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*A ray shield turns on, blocking Blaze from getting through, yet D4sh is behind them already*

D4sh: hey guys.

Corrupted D4sh: WAIT WHAT?! *he gets struck by D4sh’s ban hammer and dies, the multi-verse he came from gets destroyed*

D4sh: Blaze you can have Xbox. *he turns off the ray shield*
1 up, 4y,
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Blaze: *changes back into angery floof* give him to Dharkon Kirby, he has a very slim chance to escape
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
D4sh: if you don’t get him now, then I’m going to have to ban him.

*Xbox makes a run for an escape pod while Quantum is freeing Steam*
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
*Blaze grabs Xbox and yeets him into a portal*

Blaze: he has a 99.9999999999999999% chance to die

Televus: good
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
*Quantum frees Steam*

D4sh: nice work!

*Steam roars: <WHERE IS HE?!>*

D4sh: hey, ender dragon, calm down.

*Steam roars again: <NOT UNTIL THAT CUBE IS DEAD!>*

Quantum: anyone know what Steam is trying to say?
1 up, 4y,
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Blaze: <Dharkon Kirby is killing him, also long time no see> he is angry about Xbox
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0 ups, 4y,
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Quantum: if he misses the old wing, I’ll reverse the regeneration and take him to Venomeon. She can probably fix him.

Steam: <thank you>
1 up, 4y
Sunstorm: ok

Blaze: ight imma go

Televus: same

*the others leave while Sunstorm stays*
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0 ups, 4y,
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*Quantum teleports Steam and Sunstorm to the surface so they can go find Venomeon*
1 up, 4y
Sunstorm: aw crap, guess what Blaze is doing
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0 ups, 4y,
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Quantum: Venomeon can also fix it.
1 up, 4y
*Sunstorm flies in*

Sunstorm: who called me?

Televus: me, now heal up steam

Sunstorm: ok

*The wings begin to regenerate*
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0 ups, 4y,
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Quantum: mother told me not to bother her.

Nebula: your right I did. Who is the dragon?

Quantum: I don’t know.

*Steam lets out another roar*

Steam: <my name is Steam>

Nebula: <ok, thank you> His name is Steam.

Quantum: wait, you understand him?

Nebula: I forgot to teach you how to communicate with others who don’t speak our language. I’ll teach you later.

Quantum: ok.
1 up, 4y
Sunstorm: rip New York, I give up on stopping her
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0 ups, 4y,
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D4sh: that should cover it, bye again guys.

*D4sh leaves switch wars*
1 up, 4y
(Does he come back?)
1 up, 4y
(I meant Xbox)
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0 ups, 4y
(Xbox can no longer come back)
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0 ups, 4y,
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Quantum: Didn’t the corrupted guy say he was going to blow up everything in New York?

Nebula: your right!

*just then there was a loud explosion and a flash of blinding light*

Nebula: SH—! HE MUST HAVE PUT IN ON A TIMER!

Quantum: oh no.

Steam: <my eyes!> *he looks away*
1 up, 4y
Blaze: I was trying to find that bomb...

Televus: *comes in* JESUS CHRIST
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0 ups, 4y,
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Quantum: do what you want.

Nebula: go for it.

Steam: <who is Galeem Kirby?>
1 up, 4y
Blaze: someone tell Steam

*Blaze tosses the bomb into the portal*

Galeem Kirby: HEY!

Blaze: idiot

*the portal closes*
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0 ups, 4y,
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*Steams makes the closest sound to a scream he can make in pain*

Quantum: are you ok?

D4sh: I’ve gotta hop universes now, bye guys. *D4sh leaves switch wars*
1 up, 4y
Blaze: shut up

Sunstorm: it’s kinda painful, so you shut up
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0 ups, 4y,
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Quantum: *resumes time* I’ll go take Steam to get his wing repaired.

*Quantum and Steam teleport to an unknown place.*

Nebula: I’m going to go sleep. *Nebula teleports away*

*A portal opens near them and Xbox jumps out*

Xbox: ha ha, oh...
1 up, 4y
*Blaze just goes back to the meme realm*

Sunstorm: BLAZE GET BACK HERE

Blaze: what now?

Sunstorm: Xbox is back

Blaze: h o w
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0 ups, 4y,
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*Steam let’s put another roar but not as loud: <it isn’t too painful it just surprised me when it started regenerating, I do prefer my old wing though, this one feels heavy.>*

Quantum: can someone please translate?
1 up, 4y
Blaze: he said the wing feels too heavy, they miss the old one, and that the regeneration surprised them
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0 ups, 4y,
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*Steam calms down and looks at his broken wing*

Quantum: that is something I can’t fix..

D4sh: neither can I. *he sees the part of the wing that got torn off on the other side of the room and grabs it*

D4sh: maybe we can find someone who can.
1 up, 4y
Blaze: Sunstorm could, or Kimona can definitely do it

Televus: Sunstorm because he is easy to communicate with
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0 ups, 4y,
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*D4sh comes back*

D4sh: how have you not banned him yet? I’m banning him now I guess.

~*Xbox has been struck by the ban hammer*~

*Xbox dies and his multi-verse has been destroyed*
1 up, 4y
Sunstorm: welp...
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0 ups, 4y,
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Quantum: relax. *Quantum reverses time only just enough so they can find the explosion point for the bomb, the group is unaffected, Quantum immediately spots it under the Empire State Building and stops time*

Nebula: go get it.

Steam: <why is the sun not moving? Why has everything stopped?>

Nebula: Wait, your not affected when Quantum stops time?

Steam: <Wait, she stopped time? Oh, I guess not then, this happened to me a few times already.>

Nebula: that’s kind of weird.
1 up, 4y
*Blaze gets the bomb*

Blaze: can I toss this into the light realm because of the idiot known as Galeem Kirby
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    D4SH BATTLES XBOX AND CORRUPTED D4SH TO KEEP THEM FROM CORRUPTING AND DESTROYING THE SWITCH WARS MULTI-VERSE. HE ALSO MANAGES TO SAVE STEAM.