Death to the apple and Canadian accent.

RIP

Rip indeed

Very RIP such wow

RIP MY SANITY WHEN I WAS IN 5TH GRADE.

RIP CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE

RIP OUR LIFE

RIP EARTH

RIP CHINA

Have you read any of Rick Riordan's books?

No.

Have u read Harry Potter??

*pops my head into the room* did you just say hamilton?

Yes I did

Have you seen it on disney+?

No not yet. But I have the whole soundtrack on my Spotify account.

RIP AMERICA

RIP NORTH KOREA!

RIP EUROPE

RIP ALEXANDER HAMILTON AND TOMAS JEFFERSON

Me too! I just saw it a couple of days ago and it's great

Ya know waht. Ima give u my Spotify account name. :3 then delete it cuz no one else can haz it

Oki :D

UwU I’m mean to people-

yEp

:D

Yeah+

UMBRIGE MUST DIE!

Dumbledore: Voldemort is comeing back, and this time he has something that he has never had before!
Harry: a nose?

Dumbledore: no a body ya idiot.

Harry: Ooooh

Dumbledore: *spying on Harry's dad and snape* I'm getting flustered just looking at them

Lupin: hey Sirius?

Sirius: y-yes lupin?

Lupin: wanna hide in the lockers?

Sirius: *in his mind* does he wanna? No no!

Lupin: Sirius your face is red, are you sick?

Sirius: n-no!

Lupin: are you sur-
Sirius: *glares* would you rather it to be sunshine?

Lupin: n-no..

Sirius: ok then.

Lupin: *snorts*

Lupin: *walks away*

Sirius: I love ya too babe!

Harry to Hermione: they're like living breathing fanfics, just watch

Lupin: Sirius, don’t lie to me.

Sirius: I-I’m not lying!

Sirius: I-I swear I'm not! *looks desperately at Dumbledore*
Dumbledore: *shrugs* you're on your own

Lupin: Bed with you Sirius!

Sirius: b-but!

Lupin: NOW!

Sirius: y-yes babe..

Hermonie: what about a moral compass?

Ron: no one but you had that.

Blaze: AHEM

Ron: and blaze..

Ron smugly: and only I have a sense of humor
Hermione: and it's still worse than getting expelled

Lupin: I’m a half wolf man.

Sirius black: Marry me!

Lupin: waht?

Sirius black: waht?

Lupin: what was that?!
Sirius: n-nothing

Lupin: * Suspicion* Sirius what’s my nickname?

Sirius: Babe?

Lupin: WHAT?

Sirius: I-I mean u-uh.. m-moonie!

Dumbledore: wanna pull a prank?
Snape: nah I'm working on a new sell
Dumbledore: oh ok. I got a spell
Snape: sir please stop
Dumbledore: wingaedilevi-loser
Dumbledore: dumbleburn

Snape: I hate potter..

Harry’s dad: *gets caught looking at snape*

Snape: I’m f**king gay now.

YEAH!!!

VOLDEMORT: I will kill umbrige if anyone moves!

Everyone: *starts dancing*

*!