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*claps because it is an amazing bio*

how old, gender

Mystery(dun dun dunununu) ummm I’m 50 and I live in a galaxy far far away. I’m called the child.

ummmm so do you want to get adopted or get shipped and married first?

(because I am so so sorry but a lot of people want to be young again and idk if they're up to adopting a 50 year old sorry)

Well my average life span is about 500 years I believe

There’s a pic of me

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Lmao I knew that was coming

Good bye o

Hi do you want us to adopt you?

Um sure

Ok your adopt will announce it later

Yay

Damnit I was too late

Can my weird brain who wants 10 kids adopt you?
I'm sure your adopted XD