I have the urge of doing a crusade.

Spare the lizard

Am too anger to.

I said spare the lizard, if you don’t I’ll take you to Blaze

Fine.

*shoots themself.*

Nu

*also shoots self*

*explodes.*

*sacrifices self to Blaze*

*slams head onto table because has no hope on getting a shiny.*

“But I am already dead”

*Goes on the roller coaster that leads to the jaws of Hex*

“*om nom nom nom-*”

“KILL ME”

“Melon why did you do that”

“She can’t respond because she is dead”

“No shit Adraen”

“I like Melon.”

“DANG IT HEX-“

“Then why didn’t you f**k her?”

“Stop it Adraen”

“Disgusting, how can you mate with a bee.”

“Good question”

“You can’t mate with a watermelon”