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Why haven’t I killed myself already?

I have a question

Hello, I would like to ask you: WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF JOE FOR YOUR ENTIRE BANK ACCOUNT?

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Can I eat your firstborn child?

Sure

But at a price

What you want?

I’ll take 15 USD for each one

Never mind.
Your firstborn is safe...

Hmm ok

I'll eat it

Ok where’s my 15 USD?

Hands 15000000000000 USD* NOW WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN

No I mean like legit 15 dollars. I’m serious rn

Ok where do you live

Where do you live I'll pull up

I’ll tell u in the face reveal thingy

So you guys have no questions for me?

does u think potatoes are surperior

Yes I do

FINALLY ANOTHER CULTURED PERSON!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes

No popcorn is best, then followed by pasta and pizza

Nah

I only like mashed potatos

No i dont think I will

Ok

Ok

so dont have much day left

You too, though its like 9 pm where I live

If you wanna answer

Sure what is it?

How many alts did you make

Lmao

Like 20

Try to beat me betch