Tom Nook What is wrong with you

At least Tom Nook knows something we known for quite a long time, ey?

Tom Nook has always known stuff we known for a long time. He's secretly a God who can only thrive through you paying your house loan

Yup-

Hence why he sends his adopted nephews Timmy and Tommy to work in a store. So that they can someday become a G O D like he is

Y E S

Ever wondered why he pretty much became the mayor of your island in New Horizons? He is secretly building up God like powers with each game, so he takes on different job options each game to help him succeed in dominating the world.

Yup. One day he'll be president and then well you know what that means

Yes.

He will finally succeed his dream of forcing everyone to pay him their house loans, and then, after years of five official games and at least four terrible spinoffs...

He will finally be A S C E N D E D

Yep

Damn, I don't know why I'm saying that Tom Nook is a God

Cause we both know 's true.

Hey, I see that you used my template

Maybe

The name is Tom Nook What is wrong with you, just to confirm.

Still, thanks!

I saw it on My_Costom_Templates I think

Not being a Grammar Nazi or anything, but it's called My_Custom_Templates.

And yeah, the template was my one. Thanks again for using it!

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