mc ocs

That's neat.

Kobe: yo go tf back to Inkopolis you blue tard-

Lux: STAWP-

Kobe: b!tch no.

*bloop fires a gamma ray at kobe*

*he teleports away.*

Kobe: not to mention that Ender Dragon looks like something out of Spyro.

Sparky: NGL buddy but your roasts are shit.

Kobe: and idfc if you’re already making out with Bill Cipher, go f**k that Magma Cube and get lava poured onto you.

Sparky: ...

Reddy: don’t worry, he’s just on his period.