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Sorry for not role playing on the last one, I fell asleep | XBOX BLOWS UP DUSTY DEPOT; TURBO WAS IN THERE INVESTIGATING XBOX’S OLD BASE WHEN IT EXPLODED, HE ONLY SURVIVED BECAUSE OF HIS POWER ARMOR. | image tagged in switch wars template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 5y,
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Gamma: *hears the explosion* What the?
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*a large blue ball was rolling away from the explosion zone*
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Fry: Whats that?
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*the ball turns into a person wearing power armor, they immediately charge their plasma cannon*

Turbo: Ok.... so that’s how he’s going to play it...
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Gamma: Okay, fry lets go
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Turbo: hey, have you guys seen a green cube around here at all?
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Gamma: Uh, I dont belive so, we are new around here
(I just joined switch wars today)
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Turbo: that was obvious. I was just asking. If you see him, try to contact someone who knows a lot about him. We’ll handle him. He’s been blowing up random locations lately and I've just figured out how he’s doing it.
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1 up, 5y,
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Gamma: Okay, see you around
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Turbo: see ya
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Gamma: *Grabs fry and flies off*
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(You know why this is here again)

Ezlo: haha bit-

Tubers93: no I am killing him

Longcat: meow! ‘No me’

Tacgnol: woem! ‘NO’

Frog bee: murder time

Rickroll: never gonna let you exist

Honeybee legger: no me

Siren head: *siren noises*

Banana bear: DIE
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*a large blue ball was rolling away from the explosion zone*
1 up, 5y,
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Ezlo: don’t go after that-

*the others start chasing it*
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*the ball turns into a person wearing power armor, they immediately charge their plasma cannon*

Turbo: Ok.... so that’s how he’s going to play it...
1 up, 5y,
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*frog bee, longcat, and rickroll stop, Tubers93 pushes Banana bear into Turbo on purpose and flies away to look for Blaze*

Ezlo: T93 NO- too late dammit

*Tacgnol starts using eye lasers*

Ezlo: STOP IT

*Tacgnol stops*

*Longcat runs off*

Honeybee legger: can I die?

Ezlo: no
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*insert Samus up-special here*

Turbo: the hell? It’s not me. I just saw some Laser pointing toward the building I was in when I walked out. That’s when the laser started cutting toward me, everything it hit exploded.
1 up, 5y,
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Ezlo: Xbox the asshole strikes again

Honeybee legger: well me, frog bee, and banana bear are the only meme creatures who actually speak fluent English, Ezlo and Tubers93 are from other origins, and the others speak in random sounds only
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0 ups, 5y,
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Turbo: do that again and I’m blasting every single one of you except for Ezlo! Anyway, it appears that Xbox was nowhere near the explosion site anywhere this morning. He wasn’t there when I went in there either. This could only mean one thing, he is using some sort of satellite or space station to blow up his targets.
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Frog bee: he could have enslaved a member of the evil gods

Ezlo: bruh

Honeybee legger: bruh

Banana bear: bruh

Frog bee: how does one do that anyway?

Ezlo: he did it to Blaze once

Frog bee: OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
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*a device falls from the sky and turns on, showing a hologram of Xbox*

Xbox: and it was pretty easy too, it’s how I escaped the meme realm actually.

Turbo: what the hell?

Xbox: oh, if your wondering if I’m near here, I’m not, I would like to congratulate Turbo for figuring out how we have been blowing up these locations.

Turbo: who is “we”?

Xbox: you’ll find out soon enough. Anyways, if you think you can stop us, there is no chance, we have the locations of all of your friends.
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Ezlo: Xbox want to see Blaze again, I’ll pick you up and take you to meet her

Frog bee: lmao Blaze would kill him

Honeybee legger: I am not cleaning up more blood

Banana bear: actually I’ll take you to Dharkon Kirby Xbox

Ezlo: that’s just stupid

Frog bee: imagine being scared of Blaze

Blaze: Imagine me not torturing him again

Frog bee: yea- OH HA XBOX SHE IS WITH US
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Quantum: thank you.

Nebula: Quantum, please don’t continue asking the same question if they don’t want to answer it. I know your only 1 billion years old, but stop it’s not ok.

Quantum: Alright, fine mother.

Nebula: we’ll be going now.

*Nebula and Quantum teleport back to earth*
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Link to her bio: imgflip.com/i/473kr7
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Xbox: the chase is on, hey boss, should I reveal your name now?

???: no.

Xbox: ok.

???: let’s head to—

*the transmission cuts out*

Turbo: THAT [redacted]
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Ezlo: hey- where did she go

Frog bee: right before it shut off, I saw Blaze there

Ezlo: SHIT-
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Quantum: please can you tell us?

Nebula: please stop
1 up, 5y
(I am making the bio currently for her)

Blaze: fine, she is one of the 2 creators of the multiverse
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Turbo: if he used mind control on Blaze twice already, he’ll do it again.

*Quantum just randomly appears*

Quantum: that was a dumb move of Blaze. I think I may have to get Nebula involved.

Turbo: where the hell did you come from?

Nebula: I’ve been here the whole time, I started watching as soon as the holo-transmitter fell from the sky.
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Banana bear: that time she did that willingly, tf are her motives anyway

Ezlo: don’t make me explain, she told me pretty much most of her motives

Honeybee legger: this necrozma scares me

Frog bee: you have guilt don’t you?

Honeybee legger: hopefully they don’t know I gave aster the idea to piss of solar

Frog bee: you asshole
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Quantum: who is Kimona?

Nebula: Quantum, no...
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Blaze: not important

Ezlo: JUST TELL THEM
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Nebula: I can’t get involved unless the universe is at stake or if I feel up to it. I’ll save Blaze, mostly because I normally treat other gods as friends, even if they are as nasty as her. The other part is that I have a score to settle with Xbox and as long as he has Blaze, the entire multi-verse is under a large threat.

Quantum: It always is when Blaze is around.
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Aster: Banana bear, I successfully made solar mad

Banana bear: RUN

Ezlo: you are running over something that’s small compared to what I did, I believe that thing is being friends with Blaze

Frog bee: stop bragging she doesn’t want to devour your soul

Ezlo: shut up
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Quantum: alright, please kill Xbox, I don’t care how just make sure he doesn’t respawn.

Nebula: that would be a service to all of us.
1 up, 5y
Blaze: I killed him the wrong way last time, but if anyone could revive him after what will happen to him will probably be nebula or Kimona, I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone who Kimona is, CRAP
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Quantum: ok, whatever we’re going to do, we should do it now.

Nebula: yeah.

Turbo: alright, I know their in space.

*Quantum stops time for everyone, even Blaze and Nebula were effected*

Quantum: gods aren’t effected by me stopping time my [redacted]. *she flies to space and finds Xbox and Blaze, but the mysterious villain is gone*

Quantum: I’ll just teleport Nebula up here. *She teleports CD to her* oops... wrong one... who is that anyway, I’ve never seen them before. *She teleports Nebula to her* There we go. *She resumes time*

Nebula: the hell happened.

CD: WHY AND HOW THE [redacted] AM I IN SPACE?!

*CD magnetizes his feet and sticks to the space station*

Quantum: forgot to teleport you back, we’ll your here now so your helping us.

CD: ok.

Nebula: Quantum what did you do?!

Quantum: I stopped time again.

Nebula: your getting better at that, but don’t abuse that.

Quantum: I promise.

CD: oh, that box guy is up here. *He breaks one of the windows to the space station, Xbox flies out along with Blaze.*

*Xbox had lost his control over Blaze*
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*Blaze does an epic Gamer move and throws him into a portal in the meme realm*

Blaze: it is fun to torment him like that, also I removed his ability to get out
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Quantum: Well, as the Lunala that accidentally brought you up here, sorry. I’m Quantum.

Nebula: I’m Nebula, Quantum’s mother, and a goddess.

CD: alright, it’s nice to meet you all but I believe I still have a problem. *he looks towards the Earth*

Quantum: oh yeah, I’ll—

CD: I’ve got it. *he pushes off of the space station and uses his energy cannons to propel him back to earth, he would make it into the atmosphere in under ten minutes and would land un-damaged in 20 minutes*

Quantum: that is one crazy lycanroc...

Nebula: he is made of steel, he seems to be well armored.

Quantum: that would explain it. Anyway, Blaze, just make sure you don’t fall for his mind control tricks again, that’s how he got out last time.
1 up, 5y
Blaze: I actually can’t, I do it just to mess with him

Ezlo: he is in the same category as Galeem Kirby, the deserves to be tortured category

Aster: that is the most amazing thing I heard all day, someone is almost as bad as Galeem Kirby
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Quantum: that’s great.

CD: can someone tell me what the hell is going on? Why am I in space for starters, second, who are all of you?
1 up, 5y
Blaze: I am Blaze, and also I’ll torture him later by cloning him

Ezlo: one

Blaze: what?

Ezlo: I am mentally damaged, and I am Ezlo, or as I want to be called, the second dude to kick Galeem’s ass

Frog bee: frog bee is my name

Aster: my name is aster, I sometimes get called aster that asshole

Banana bear: isn’t It obvious?

Honeybee legger: I am honeybee legger, or you can call me hbl

Tubers93: I’m back, I went to tell solar Banana bear planned that, and I am Tubers93
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