My teach told me to not lie to her even though I wasnt. And she literally goes “you must not tell lies.” She doesn’t like HP. So I just laugh and go “ok umbridge.”
Another story, the same teacher:
So at lunch when I was in fifth grade a couple years ago, I brought my wand to school to Duel with my friend. My teacher saw it and goes “why do u have a stick?!” Me and my friend laugh and go it’s a harry potter thing” in union. My teacher looks at us and goes “is there another one or are you just gonna poke people?” I never poked anyone. My friend is sensitive so I took the fall and said there wasn’t another one. So she grabbed it and we had a tug of war. Ahhhh the memories of mrs. heinsburger