Crap, he’s back

Astral: oh no!

Aster: maybe the box was it’s trainer

Astral: boxes can’t be trainers

Aster: who even knows if he is evil

Astral: if he kidnapped someone he is evil

*ContentDeleter just walks into the scene*

CD: did anyone else hear screaming?

Astral: we did

Aster: many things scream, it’s not a problem

Astral: we saw a box kidnap someone, a vaporeon, who even is that box

Aster: go ask a dumbass like Sunstorm

Astral: HE ISNT THAT

*ContentDeleter connects to a satellite and watches one of the security camera feeds with his robotic eye, he finds the tape of Xbox kidnapping the vaporeon.*

CD: I just found the tape, I have no idea who that is, but he can’t have gotten far.

*his energy cannons switch positions and are now mounted on his shoulders*

CD: I think we can find them, especially with my tracking abilities.

*Ender flies down into the scene*

Ender: Huh, guess Ima not the only one who heard that. Anyway, who are you.

CD: I was just about to ask everyone the same question.

Ender: well I’m Ender...

CD: the name given to me was ContentDeleter...

Astral: I am Astral and this is Aster

Aster: we are kinda best friends

Astral: we should track the box down

Aster: what if we run into those other idiots from before

Astral: A LIFE IS A LIFE, WE HAVE TO GET THE VAPOREON

CD: follow me, I know exactly where they went.

Ender: and how do you know this?

CD: I have access to most cameras for exactly this purpose. I also didn’t need to use the cameras for this situation. I have their file downloaded into my memory. I could relay the information if you need to. A green cube, commonly known as—

Ender: oh I am well aware of who Xbox is and what he has done. I don’t need explaining, we all hate him.

Astral: what exactly did he do

Aster: HOLY CRAP I JUST LOOKED INTO THE PAST AND THIS CUBE NEEDS TO DIE ASAP

Ender: he must have escaped from Blaze the last time we beat his [redacted].

CD: let’s just go get this guy. If you somehow manage to get lost just look up in the sky.

*one cannon points upward and fires a beam of continual light*

CD: if you see this light, that will be where I am. Now that we’re all set, let’s get him

Astral: HOW THOUGH, HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT

Aster: very unusual indeed, should give him to Dharkon Kirby next time, nobody escapes him, because most people just give up when near him

Astral: let’s get this b1tch

Ender: be careful, even though we usually beat him, he is actually pretty smart.

CD: I read his file. Follow me. *He walks south*

Astral: YYYYYYEEESSSSSS

Aster: calm down, you’re scaring me

*Continued next meme*