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Eleman: *Attacks a vaporeon*

*and then one of the vaporeon used Bug Bite.*

*He yeets a vaporeon off a cliff*

Eleman: haha bitch

Turk: stop-

*Sunstorm comes in and saves the vaporeon and hits Eleman with a beam of light

Turk: Lux has probably injured more fish than Water Dog Pokémon.

Sunstorm: this is a water cat

Turk: /000\ b-but it’s larger than a house cat.

Sunstorm: it looks like one to me

Reddy: why are we arguing over cats and dogs now-

*he almost gets hit by a piece of a building.*

Reddy: THE HELL-

Sunstorm: STOP ATTACKING BUILDINGS ELEMAN

*and then there was also angry triangle noises.*

Reddy: they need some milk.

*Sunstorm pours a bottle of milk on the Dorito*

Sunstorm: done, they have milk

Lux: *screeching intensifies.*

Reddy: wait what’s with this one, it has wings and it’s green..

Turk: maybe it was spliced?

Reddy: or maybe an Umbreon did it with a Scyther, and yes, Umbreon because it turns out to be a bug/dark type for some reason, and Scyther because it’s wings looks similar to it.

Turk: oh golly you’re right-

Sunstorm: JEJEJJEEJJEJEJE

*Hexeon was walking nearby and saw them*

Hexeon: hey, what happened here?